S70 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Puck Adventures: Where Hockey Rules and Blocks Drool

Adventures, athletes, best, blocks, Champions, Competition, Crafty, Drool, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, Goal, Hockey, ice hockey, NHL, pittsburgh penguins, PLAYOFFS, puck, rules, skates, sports, stanley cup, TEAM, true white man sport, Victory

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1866	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Magic Items Found:	2454	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and PIZZA! Yes, you heard that right, we have flying pizza in our world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of LLAMAS who control the fate of the entire universe. Join forces with them and unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a DISCO party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even impress the legendary CREEPER DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, GO PITTSBURGH PENGUINS because we are the best, both in Minecraft and on the ice!

FertileCraft: Where Your Minecraft World Grows and Grows!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with LOLs and EPIC adventures!

Join us and witness the craziest fertility rates in the Minecraft world – we’re talking villagers popping out babies left and right! You’ll be amazed at how we keep the population booming and the fun never stops.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can dominate the competition and reign supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC madness for yourself. Who needs whites when you’ve got a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft?

Game Over, Crafty Creepers

betrothed, Crafty, CREEPERS, Game, geomaxxing, good women, mentally broken, Mess, old boomer, Over.., radfems, religious families, shut ins, snatched, way out

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.

Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!

Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?

CraftyWitches Minecraft Server: Where Evil Women Rule!

control, CraftyWitches, discrimination, double standards, equality, Ethics, Evil, evil women, female empowerment, feminism, gender, Justice, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, morality, Opinions, power, rule, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Thoughts, Villain, Women

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6412
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Come join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the craziest adventures with evil women! Our server is run by a group of wicked witches who will stop at nothing to conquer the Minecraft world.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a cackling witch who will guide you through our spooky spawn area. From there, you can embark on quests to collect magical artifacts and battle fearsome creatures like zombie cheerleaders and skeleton princesses.

But beware, the evil women of our server are always up to mischief! They may turn you into a toad or challenge you to a witch duel. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this twisted world.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the realm of the evil women!

Crafty McLaughs: Agree or Die!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Crops Grown:	5637	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking cow who offered them a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a superhero with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Dancing Creeper Disco, where creepers bust out their best dance moves to the latest hits. And don’t even get me started on the Ice Cream Mountain where you can build your own ice cream castle and ride on a rainbow unicorn!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises and laughter, come join us on our EPIC Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you?

Crafty LOLz: From Noob to Pro

CHANGE, Crafty, Development, Evolution, growth, how-to, Journey, lolz, mindset shift, noob, personal growth, Positive Change, PRO, progress, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-transformation, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay experience? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall out of your chair.

But that’s not all! We also have treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that will test your skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DraftKings presents: Unicorn Warlords MC Server

advent, Adventcorns, aow, bros, CATALOG, Chumcorns, civil war, collab, draftkings, general, gura, Parlays, Presents, Server, ucwg, UNICORN, VT, vuhtuh, Warlords

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Towns Built:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Crops Grown:	2116

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you ready to join the epic battle between the Adventcorns and Chumcorns? Rumor has it that Gura herself is streaming over our collab today, causing a rift between the two factions. The stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us now and witness the madness unfold as players fight for dominance in our world. Will you choose to align yourself with the powerful Adventcorns or the daring Chumcorns? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift in an instant!

Don’t miss out on the action, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

CraftyCombos: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!

balance, Combos, competitive, CraftyCombos, creativity, Decision making, deep system, developers, EXECUTION, Frustration, game design, game development, game industry, gameplay, KOMBAT, LIMITATIONS, Mechanics, meets, Meta, Minecraft, MORTAL, Optimal, player experience, strategy, Variety

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game has an incredibly deep combos system that will blow your mind! But here’s the catch – it doesn’t matter at all because there’s a singular optimal combo for every situation. Why do the devs do this? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay!

Join our server for a chance to discover the ultimate combo that will have you dominating all your opponents. We promise you’ll be laughing your way to victory as you unleash the most ridiculous and overpowered moves ever seen in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of epic combos and absurd gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Gen Alpha’s Epic Fail Server

#youtube, Alphas, bored at recess, color, delayed, disciplinary issues, Epic, Fail, games, Gen, Gen alpha, Hide and seek, Horrible, imagination, overstimulated, overstimulated brains, Police, PRETEND, Psychopaths, reading difficulties, roblox, Server, sing in music, tantrums, violent

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about Gen Alpha and their overstimulated, violent tendencies. Join our server and unleash your imagination like never before!

Picture this: a world where kindergartners rule with their Roblox skills and YouTube knowledge. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. No more tantrums, just pure creativity and fun!

Our server is so epic, schools are bringing in the police to deal with the chaos. But here, chaos is just another word for adventure. Hide and seek? We’ve got it. Pretend play? You bet. Singing in music? Absolutely!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you’ll be the hero of your own story. No more psychopaths who can’t read, just a community of gamers ready to take on any challenge. Are you ready to join the madness?

Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Brigade, Commissions, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Mania, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. But let us tell you why you should join us:

– Do you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, you can do that and more! We have unlimited resources, so go wild with your creations.

– Have you ever wanted to ride a creeper like a majestic steed through the pixelated plains? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just watch out for the explosions.

– Are you tired of boring old quests and missions? Well, on our server, you can embark on epic adventures like battling a giant Ender Dragon while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!