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CraftyMcCraftFace – Where even the numbers have a sense of humor! #464613884

Adventure, comedy, COSPLAY, CraftyMcCraftFace, culture, Dago, Escapade, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Foreign, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, Japan, josh, Larping, newfag, Numbers, peak, Roleplaying, sense, travel

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	126	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Void Gems Collected:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly! And don’t worry about griefers, because our admin team is made up of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect your creations with their icy breath.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Will you be brave enough to explore its gooey depths? Join us now and find out!

CowCraft: Where Normal Cattle Think They’re Players!

alcohol, Allowance, Attempt, cattle, CowCraft, Distracted, DYNASTY, emancipate, Entertained, Escape, fast food, Genuinely, jangling keys, mc burger, normal, normalcattle, parents, Pitiful, Players, progeny, slaves, spend, Theyre, think.., tobacco

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of being a normal cattle in the Minecraft world? Do you want to escape the mundane life of pitiful allowances and jangling keys? Then join our server where you can be anything but normal!

On our server, you can escape the chains of normalcy and become a true Minecraft legend. Our parents don’t make any attempt to emancipate their dynasty, but that’s okay because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care!

Forget about fast food and tobacco, on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of adventure. So come join us and break free from the shackles of normalcy. Who needs a Mc Burger when you can have a Minecraft feast fit for a king? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

SerialCraft: Where even the creepers are better at relationships than her ex!

controversy, CREEPERS, gossip, Infamous, judgement, Marriage, marrying, masturbator, public perception, relationships, Rumors, scandal, Serial, SerialCraft, social norms, societal expectations, speculation, stigma, tabloid, TEASED, Unconventional, unconventional relationships

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mines Excavated:	1325

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

KpopCraft: Where Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian Females Rule the Minecraft World!

appreciation, arab, asian, central, Central Asian, culture, Diversity, Entertainment, Fandom, Females, Global, Identity, influence, Kpop, KpopCraft, Latinx, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Music, Phenomenon, representation, rule, social media, Stereotypes, trend, world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Star Shards Collected:	151	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Items Found:	5394

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us and you’ll find a community of Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian females who are obsessed with Kpop for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is so lit that even Kpop stars can’t resist joining in on the fun!

We’ve got crazy events like virtual Kpop concerts where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. Plus, our server is so diverse that you’ll never run out of new friends to meet and adventures to go on.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Kpop sensation in the Minecraft world.

Pixel Peepers Playground: Where Kiara’s Tits Swing and Creepers Explode!

CREEPERS, explode, Kiaras, Peepers, PIXEL, Playground, SWING, tits

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. We have more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween.

During her streams, our admin once accidentally turned a pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand. True story, bro. And don’t even get us started on the time our players built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of cats on catnip, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘play ffxiv!’ is just a suggestion

Adventure, Battles, catgirls, Character customization, Crafty, Dungeons, Exploration, fantasy world, FFXIV, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, leveling up, Magic, McCraftface, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, Play, play ffxiv, Quests, role-playing game, suggestion, video games, virtual world

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mines Excavated:	1189	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have CATGIRLS! That’s right, you can have your very own catgirl companion to help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who can grant you special powers like flying and invisibility. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Virgins Unite! Minecraft Server – Where even creepers get more action than you!

action, blocky, CREEPERS, double standards, incel, involuntary virgin, judgment, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, peer pressure, relationships, Respect, seduction, self esteem, self worth, Server, sex, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, unite, VIRGINITY, Virgins

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Are you tired of listening to advice from involuntary virgins? Want to join a Minecraft server where only the most seductive players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have successfully seduced countless mobs and villagers. Join us and learn the ways of the seduction master! Who needs diamonds when you can have charm? Holy kek, this server is where the real players are at!

Egirl Emporium: Where Friendship is Optional and Diamonds are Forever

diamonds, EGirl, egirls, Emporium, female friendships, friendship, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, online interactions, Optional, relationships, self worth, social dynamics, social isolation, social media, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, validation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where egirls unite in a quest to find true friendship and avoid thirsty gamers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but only the good kind, we promise).

Our server is the perfect place for egirls to come together and show the world that they can be besties too, despite what the rumors may say. Plus, we have a strict no-thirsty-gamers policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll only be surrounded by genuine friendships and wholesome vibes.

So come on, join us and see why all the cool egirls are hanging out here. Who knows, you might just find your new BFF (or at least a hilarious meme or two). Let’s show the world that egirls can stick together and have a blast while doing it!

DesensitizedCraft: Where zombies are just misunderstood neighbors and creepers are your new BFFs

begging, BFF’s, coping mechanisms, CREEPERS, desensitization, desensitization process, desensitization to explicit content, desensitization to violence, desensitized, DesensitizedCraft, effect, emotional numbness, emotional response, Gore, mental health, misunderstood, neighbors, porn, pray more, Psychology, sensitivity, SUICIDE, Trauma, triggers, zombies

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Zombie Dances:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that will truly shock you is how epic our gameplay is! Forget about gore and porn, we’ve got creepers exploding and zombies chasing after you – now that’s real horror!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only thing you’ll be begging for is more diamonds. Our server is so addicting, you’ll be praying for more time to play (and maybe for a little luck with those rare drops).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft adventure. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sleep schedule might).

YeehawCraft: Where American hegemony is worse than creepers

American, American hegemony, bad, control, CREEPERS, freedom, global dominance, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, global politics, global power, hegemonic, hegemony, imperialism, influence, international relations, military supremacy, power, SUPERPOWER, united states, wealth, world domination, WORSE, YeehawCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4823	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Tired of American hegemony ruining all the fun in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of freedom and wealth brought upon by the evil Americans! Join us and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and you can build your wildest dreams without the oppressive influence of the red, white, and blue. So come on, join us and stick it to the man by playing some blocks!