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Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6806
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	57
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Japanese media, Minecraft, negotiations, November, Peace, peace agreement, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Plan, political strategy, Server, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Farms Harvested:	891	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.

KurskCraft: Refinery Rumble

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Energy Sector, escalation, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military Action, Oil Refinery, political tension, refinery, RETALIATION, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	74
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up oil refineries like it’s nobody’s business! we’re like ukraine’s military but in minecraft, taking out those pesky oil refineries in russia’s kursk region. join us for some explosive fun and chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a blast in minecraft? plus, we have the coolest mods and plugins to make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!

DeathCraft: The Ultimate Solution

acceptance, Closure, Darkness, death, DeathCraft, Despair, End.., Escape, eternal rest, fate, finality, inevitability, Last Resort, mortality, Peace, Problems, Release, solution, Surrender, True, Ultimate

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Void Gems Collected:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

So, like, u know how life can be, like, super lame and stuff? well, on this server, the only true last resort to all our problems is death. but, like, in a fun way! we have, like, the craziest death traps and challenges that will make u laugh so hard u might actually die. but, like, in a good way.

join our server if u want to, like, experience the most epic and hilarious deaths ever. we have, like, lava pits, giant spiders, and even a maze filled with exploding chickens. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we have, like, the friendliest community ever. everyone is, like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so, like, come join us and let’s all die together in the most ridiculous ways possible. it’s, like, the best time ever, trust me.

CERF Hub

Adventure, Animals, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Feedback, Forge, Friends, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	876
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Emeralds Found:	6022

New vanilla Pixelmon Server (In Progress)

Minecraft Version 1.16.5

Pixelmon Version 9.1.11 Download Pixelmon Here –> https://reforged.gg/

Download Forge Here –> https://files.minecraftforge.net/net/minecraftforge/forge/index_1.16.5.html

Give feedback as to how to make the server better! Also Vote for this server!

Try to build a community with your friends!

https://discord.gg/r99PRjTSDc

51.81.245.168:25585

CoastSideMC

Awesome Players, bedrock, CoastSideMC, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Friendly staff, high quality, hiring staff, java, Minecraft, Network, Prisons, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Unique Content, Website

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

CoastSideMC is a high-quality Minecraft Network! Featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! We are hiring Staff apply via our website our Discord.

JAVA IP: play.coastsidemc.com Bedrock IP and Port: play.coastsidemc.com:25565 Website: coastsidemc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/MHbGg6AfDJ 1.8 -> Latest are supported!

» Survival (SMP) » Skyblock (Coming Soon) » Creative (Coming Soon) » Prisons (Coming Soon)

play.coastsidemc.com

DearCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, battlepass, DearCraft, GIF, Help, Minecraft, ONLINE, small server, super stoves, unique items

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

This is an Anarchy server. We have unique items, super stoves, and BattlePass is coming soon. Online is still small, but I think you can help us.

81.176.176.63

Genesis Box PvP

auction house, Community, Competition, Duels, enthusiasts, Events, Fun, Gaming, Genesis Box, Genesis Box PvP, Genesis Survival, Koth, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

From the creator of Genesis Survival, We present to you. Genesis Box PvP! We offer tons of features from KOTH to Duels and Quests and more! We also have an Auction House so you can sell your goods to other PvP Enthusiasts! We hope to see you here soon! Come now to get a head start against everyone else.

boxpvp.minecraft.best:25564