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Donutchan, you SLUT Minecraft SMP

#youtube, attention seeking, brainless, cringeworthy, cyberbullying, Donutchan, Drama, EMBARRASSING, fat tits, internet culture, Live Stream, Minecraft, online harassment, pizza, slut, smp, social media, spotlight stealing, stupid whore, tradwife, trolling, YWNABAT

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Dragon Eggs Found:	1928	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where drama is always brewing and the tea is always piping hot! Donutchan may think she’s the queen bee, but she’s just a brainless set of fat tits trying to steal the spotlight. And don’t even get us started on her pizza addiction – she’ll never be a tradwife with that kind of diet!

Join us for insane build battles, epic pranks, and wild adventures that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? So come on, YWNABAT (You Will Never Be A Tradwife), but you can definitely be a part of our crazy Minecraft family!

Soviet Minds Minecraft Server

aerospace industry, cold war, drunk Yeltsin, economic decline, great minds, History, innovation, Minds.., Minecraft, political leadership, Politics, power, russia, Russian aerospace engineers, russian history, scientific advancements, Server, Soviet, Soviet scientists, soviet union, Soviets, space exploration, stagnated, Technology

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Emeralds Found:	107	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchantments Applied:	86	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Soviet engineer genius! Forget about the stagnation of Russia, on our server you can build incredible aerospace creations that will rival even the great minds of the Soviet era.

Imagine crafting a rocket ship that can fly to the moon and back in record time, all while dodging drunken Yeltsin lookalikes along the way. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity soar to new heights (literally)!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and become the next legendary Russian aerospace engineer? The sky’s the limit (literally) on our server, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to blast off into a world of endless possibilities!

Suitless Brazilians Minecraft SMP

Brazilian fashion, Brazilians, business attire, casual attire, casual dress, clothing preferences, comfort over formality, cultural shifts, dress shoes, fashion history, fashion norms, fashion trends, Minecraft, modern fashion, professional dress, smp, societal changes, style evolution, Suitless, Suits, workplace attire, workplace culture

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Void Armor Forged:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only dress code is pixelated armor and diamond boots! We’ve got a wild community of players who have all ditched their suits and dress shoes for a more practical and stylish look in the game.

Rumor has it that one day, a group of Brazilian players stumbled upon a secret chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons. They put on the gear and instantly felt the power coursing through their pixelated veins. From that day on, they vowed to never wear a suit and tie again, opting instead for a more badass and battle-ready look.

Join us on this crazy adventure where you can battle mobs, build epic structures, and unleash your inner warrior in a world where fashion is all about diamond bling and enchanted gear. So come on, ditch the boring suits and dress shoes and join us for some pixelated fun!

Crafty Cosmos – Minecraft Server

Alumn, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmos, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, en, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars, Jamaican, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our New Jamaican In Town Edition is filled with wild adventures, outrageous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic quests with Regis Altare, the master of building jaw-dropping structures that will leave you in awe. Or team up with Axel Syrios, the redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Gavis Bettel will take you on a journey through the jungle, where you’ll encounter mysterious temples and hidden treasures. And don’t forget about Machina X Flayon, the PvP champion who will test your skills in epic battles.

Looking for some laughs? Banzoin Hakka will have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics. And Josuiji Shinri will guide you through the world with wisdom and humor.

Join us on this insane adventure with Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus who will show you the ropes and help you navigate the chaos.

But wait, there’s more! ARMIS is where the real action happens. Jurard T Rexford will lead you into battle against the most fearsome mobs, while Goldbullet will show you how to mine for diamonds like a pro.

Octavio will take you on a journey through the Nether, where you’ll encounter fiery challenges and epic loot. And Crimzon Ruze will teach you the art of survival in the most extreme conditions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/pcgia/ – Phase ALiAS and Invaders General Minecraft SMP

AliAs, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, general, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, illustrated guide, Invaders, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, pcgia, phase, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Second Generation, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, smp, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, twitter widget, V4Mirai, Yubicraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Potions Brewed:	187
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders. Explore the official website, schedule, and Twitter while you build, mine, and survive with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness with Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, Prima from Ex-Tsunderia, and the legendary Yubicraft team. Get ready for epic battles, crazy builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our /pcgia/ world and let the insanity begin! Join now before the creepers beat you to it!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Chimeras Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRW.SKYBARS.ME

Game Over Diablo Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, angel, Blizzard, dark fantasy, Demon, Diablo, dungeon crawler, Franchise, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Hack and Slash, long tail, Loot, Loot Based, Minecraft, Online Multiplayer, PC Gaming, RPG, Server, video game

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
New Chunks Explored:	613623	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2058
Crops Grown:	2237	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of battling demons and saving the world in Diablo? Well, say goodbye to all that seriousness and join our Minecraft server where the only demons you’ll be facing are creepers and the only world you’ll be saving is your own blocky creation!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than trying to defeat Diablo himself. Build a giant chicken statue, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge other players to a dance-off in the virtual square. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

So say goodbye to the dark and gloomy world of Diablo and hello to the bright and colorful world of our Minecraft server. Who needs demons when you have a whole new realm of blocky fun waiting for you? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Toilet Break Time Minecraft SMP

1672 days, Afk, Away from keyboard, bathroom break, be right back, BRB, brb bro, Break, break time, gotta go, gotta go to the toilet, INACTIVE, last online, Long time no see, long time offline, Minecraft, ONLINE, restroom break, smp, taking a break, Time, TOILET, toilet break, toilet time

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Emeralds Found:	6109
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	4000

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where players mysteriously disappear for 1672 days after going to the toilet. Where did they go? Nobody knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversation in the chat. Join us for a wild ride of toilet adventures and unexpected disappearances. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to vanish into the abyss! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper.

Sonic Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, DC collaboration, IDW, Minecraft, Server, sonic, Sonic booru, Sonic Comic, Sonic Compilation, Sonic Crossover, Sonic cytube, Sonic Discussion, sonic game, Sonic General, Sonic milestone, sonic mod, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, Sonic Release Dates, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic Trailer

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest trailers to the wildest fan theories.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden Chili Dog treasure trove. Rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Ring, you’ll gain super speed in-game for 24 hours straight!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can race against other players in a Sonic Rumble tournament. The winner gets a virtual Chaos Emerald that grants them one wish in the game. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds or the ability to fly like Tails?

Don’t miss out on our weekly comic book readings where we act out scenes from the latest issues of Sonic the Hedgehog. Trust us, it’s a blast watching Knuckles try to do stand-up comedy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let’s speed through loops, collect rings, and defeat Dr. Eggman together! It’s gonna be a blast, just like riding a minecart down a rollercoaster track in Green Hill Zone.

Minecraft SMP – MrG – Marvel Rivals General #3

balance patches, Characters, consensus, Cosmetics, Gamemodes, general, Gift code, guides, Ironman skin, Launch Trailer, Maps, Marvel, marvel entertainment, marvel rivals, Minecraft, mrg, Netease, News, op, PvP, recommended reading list, Rivals, season 0 trailer, smp, Steam store page, Third-person Shooter, Thread, Tips, Tricks, Website

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server, Sharking EditionMarvel Rivals, is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually located on a secret underwater base guarded by mutant sharks. You’ll have to swim through a maze of deadly fish just to log in. It’s the ultimate test of your survival skills!

2. We have a special character-based third person shooter mode where you can pick from Marvel heroes and villains to battle it out in intense PvP matches. Want to see Iron Man take on Thanos in a shoot-out? Now’s your chance!

3. Our server is constantly evolving with new characters, maps, balance patches, and cosmetics. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to play as a giant talking raccoon with a love for guns and explosions.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches? Or will you be devoured by the mutant sharks guarding it?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Sharking EditionMarvel Rivals and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best survival instincts – you’re gonna need them!