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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7237 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!