S2E13 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

advice, Allowed, Choices, decision, emotions, Experience, Intimacy, judgment, life lessons, Men, Personal, perspective, Prostitute, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, sex, societal norms, stigma, villagers, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mines Excavated:	2276	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2960	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	New Chunks Explored:	749373

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

272021766, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 2, comfy love, Daily, Daily Kouiu no ga Ii, drinks, Friends, game online, good time, GOODBYES, Kouiu, lots of sex, love hotel, Manga, Minecraft, murata, no label, past relationships, relationship, smp, Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable, Tomoka, Unavoidable

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	1065	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	911	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Towns Built:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	674065	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9082
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!