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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9158 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9215 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u some crazy reasons why u should join. first of all, we got so much chaos and fun that even russia losing troops in ukraine is like child’s play compared to the madness that goes down here.
u wanna build a giant toilet made out of diamonds? we got u covered. wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? we got that too.
our staff is like a bunch of russian generals trying to figure out how they lost so many troops in ukraine, except we actually know what we’re doing (kinda).
join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs. and who knows, maybe u’ll end up becoming the ruler of our crazy minecraft world. just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
