s1mple highlights cs2 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

1.21, banned, bedrock, Chaos, Discord, disgraceful, encouraged, End.., Gametype, invite, java, Language, Minecraft, netherite, OPENS, play session, Players, Realm, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, smp, Start, Tomorrow, Week, world

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	16	Star Shards Collected:	220
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	1091
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1862	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3550	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mines Excavated:	2710
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?