s0mcs Minecraft Servers

s0mcs Minecraft Servers

  • PiggyEsport SMP – Get Porkin’!

    PiggyEsport SMP – Get Porkin’!
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 3039
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14

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    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs rule the land and you have to fight your way to the top to become the ultimate bad piggy esport champion!

    Join our server for a chance to ride into battle on the back of a giant flying pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Take on other players in epic pig jousting tournaments and show off your skills in the piggy parkour challenge.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground piggy fight club where you can bet on the outcome of battles between mutant pigs and zombie pigmen. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in the Piggy Pit, a dangerous maze filled with traps and treasure guarded by a giant evil pig boss.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most pig-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get trampled by a stampede of angry pigs, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FakeRichPlayer69

    FakeRichPlayer69
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 978
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Farms Harvested: 410 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so luxurious, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. We’ve got diamond blocks for days, a mansion for every player, and a pet dragon for every VIP member. So if you want to prove you’re truly ballin’, join our server and show off your virtual wealth in style! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in his spare time. So come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with the man himself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 620
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7674 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier sanctions than Trump’s Treasury pick Bessent on Russia! We got so many wars happening in our server, you won’t even believe it! Build your own empire and take over the world, just like Bessent wants to do with Russia! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #sanctions #minecraftmadness #lolz

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 5132
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Villages Defended: 19
    Mines Excavated: 1689 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so dis server be like China pouncin’ on Russia’s fire sale of prized assets, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Like, imagine you roll up to dis server and you see China just straight up snatchin’ up all da good stuff from Russia, but in a blocky, pixelated world.

    Join dis server if you wanna be part of da action, like fightin’ off China or helpin’ Russia protect their prized assets. Maybe you can even team up with Russia and take down China together, like some epic Minecraft battle royale.

    Plus, we got all da cool mods and plugins to make da gameplay even more insane. Like, you can ride a flying pig into battle or summon a dragon to wreck havoc on your enemies.

    So, if you want a wild ride full of drama, action, and blocky chaos, dis server is the place to be. Come join us and let’s see who comes out on top in dis crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Desert Oasis Survival

    Desert Oasis Survival
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 5302
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna be like homo erectus and adapt to desert environments like a pro! we got rivers and ponds for u to return to for fresh water, just like our ancestors did! plus, we got some sick specialised tools for u to use, cuz who doesn’t wanna feel like a caveman in minecraft, amirite? come join us and survive like a boss in the desert, just like homo erectus did 1.2 million years ago!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chuubas Haven 1.20.4

    Chuubas Haven 1.20.4
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 8730
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Votes: 5653
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got post bruised chuubas running around like crazy! And not just any chuubas, bruised ones! It’s like a circus up in here, but with blocky animals. So if you wanna see some wild and wacky stuff, this server is where it’s at! Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with bruised chuubas all day? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBoyfriendNoBed

    NoBoyfriendNoBed
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 2414
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Towns Built: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4836 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us and build your dream home without the fear of getting evicted or having financial problems. Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity and explore endless possibilities.

    Forget about being called an asshole for not letting someone stay with you – on our server, you can invite all your friends to join you in epic quests and battles. No need to worry about breaking up or arguing, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be fighting are mobs and monsters!

    So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time. And remember, it’s not your fault – blame it on the creepers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 5953
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored llamas and ride them into battle against giant creepers. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest block in the game” but it turns out to be a block of cheese or something. It’s so random and hilarious, you have to join just to experience the chaos. Plus, we have a rule that if you don’t say “potato” every five minutes, you get banned. It’s so silly but also kind of genius, right? So come join us and be part of the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LeiCraft: State Welcome Gifts

    LeiCraft: State Welcome Gifts
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 3634
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 245 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dimension Hops: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every new player is greeted with a virtual lei made out of pixelated flowers! But that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience here.

    In this server, every state in the U.S. has its own unique welcome gift for visitors. When you spawn in Texas, you’ll be handed a cowboy hat and a pair of spurs to help you wrangle those pesky creepers. In New York, you’ll get a slice of pizza and a metro card to navigate the bustling city streets. And in Florida, well, let’s just say you might want to watch out for those alligators!

    But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo in Wyoming and the Great Diamond Hunt in California. So come join us and experience the wacky world of our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PopeCraft: Holy Armageddon

    PopeCraft: Holy Armageddon
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 4427
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Farms Harvested: 639 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft with the pope? well, now’s your chance, cuz he’s on our server! imagine building a giant cathedral with the pope himself, he even blesses your diamonds for extra luck! but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might fall and injure his arm while building with you. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? join our server now for a holy good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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