S09E02 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

ARTISTRY, body art, body modification, creativity, design, dream tattoo, fantasy tattoo, Individuality, ink, InkMaster420, inspiration, Meaningful, Minecraft, Permanent, personal expression, Self-expression, skin, smp, symbol, tattoo, Tattoo Ideas, Unique, wish list

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5580
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

AIphobiaCraft

advancement, AIphobiaCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, concerns, control, Ethics, fear, Future, human interaction, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, progress, robotics, Robots, science fiction, skepticism, society, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

ALERT, Army, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, deployment, escalation, ground war, idf, lebanon, LebCraftWar, MIDDLE EAST, Military, mobilization, mobilizing, north, potential war, reserve, reserve brigades, SECURITY, Signaling, Tensions, Troops

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

#sustainability, 3rd, Astronomy, climate change, Development, Earth, environmental concerns, Global Issues, human impact, INEQUALITY, natural disasters, planet, Pollution, population growth, POVERTY, Resources, Server, solar system, Space, Sun, Suns, third world countries, third world problems, wheel

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4119	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Runes Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

Ancient, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient recipes, archaeological discovery, bacterial evolution, CheeseCraft, cow DNA, dairy, dairy industry, dairy production, dairy products, DNA analysis, fermentation, food history, food preservation, food science, Fun, goat DNA, human health, kefir cheese, lactobacillus, oldest cheese, probiotics

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

47 times, black guy, Caught, chimp out, crime, criminal behavior, dindu nuffin, executed, EXECUTION, Id, Justice, laptop, Leftists, Minecraft, murder, niggers, racism, robbery, Server, stabbed, stabs woman, Times, victims purse, violence

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6858
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

exclusive, exclusive games, games, Good, lacking exclusive content, lacking exclusive releases, lacking exclusive titles, lacking must-have games, lacking quality exclusives, lacking quality games, lacking standout games, lacking top games, limited exclusive games, limited exclusive offerings, limited game library, Minecraft, missing exclusive titles, missing standout titles, missing top titles, no good games, poor exclusive lineup, poor game selection, poor selection of exclusives, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Void Gems Collected:	37
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	70
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, cold, family, financial position, financial trouble, Help, living situation, Minecraft, NoBroMoveIn, Peace, personal space, Routine, selfish, Server, Siblings, Space, Struggle, Support, toddlers, unaccommodating, work from home

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Star Shards Collected:	106	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

controlling parents, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, Family Values, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Pregnancy, privacy, private celebration, private moments, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisRevealNoParentsAITA, sister support, Sisterhood, strained relationships

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Ores Mined:	5364

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

FashionDisasterMC SMP

clothing disasters, clothing horrors, clothing mistakes, fashion blunders, fashion disasters, fashion disasters celebrities, fashion disasters history, fashion disasters list, fashion disasters red carpet, fashion disasters runway, fashion disasters to avoid, fashion fails, fashion faux pas, fashion mishaps, fashion nightmares, fashion regrets, FashionDisasterMC, smp, style disasters, wardrobe malfunctions, worst clothing item, worst dressed

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7097
Villages Defended:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).