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HijabCraft Minecraft Server

Beach, civil liberties, control, controversy, cultural norms, enforce, escalates, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, public spaces, religious freedom, SECURITY, Server, Social Issues, Surveillance, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz we got more police than Iran has on their beaches! We got 7,000 police officers making sure everyone wears a hijab in the game. It’s like a fashion show meets a police state, but in Minecraft! Plus, our admins are like ninjas, always lurking in the shadows ready to ban anyone who breaks the rules. So come join us and experience the thrill of being watched by more cops than a beach in Iran!

CraftyUkraine700

assistance package, bilateral cooperation, CraftyUkraine700, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic assistance, european politics, european union, financial aid, FOREIGN AID, France, government funding, infrastructure support, international relations, Investment, long-term commitment, Partnership, reconstruction efforts, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crops Grown:	2289	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

u know what else is critical infrastructure support? JOINING our MINECRAFT server! we got diamonds for days, like way more than $700 million worth. ukraine aint got nothin on us. plus, our admins are like french royalty, they’ll treat u like a king or queen or whatever u wanna be. come build ur own eiffel tower or something, idk just join and have a blast. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and diamonds and french admins, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun and diamonds and french admins? not me, that’s for sure. so come on, what r u waiting for? JOIN NOW!

PumpStopperCraft

budget constraints, budgeting, cost of living, economic impact, Expenses, financial challenges, financial strain, fuel consumption, fuel costs, fuel economy, gas prices, gas pump, gas station, inflation, money management, precise filling, price increases, pump control, PumpStopperCraft, rising prices

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	214
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of struggling to stop the gas pump on the exact number you want? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical gas station where the pump stops on the perfect number every single time! Join us and never worry about overpaying for gas again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of gas pump whisperers who can communicate with the pumps and make them stop on any number you desire. Want to stop at $20.69 exactly? Done. How about $4.20? Easy peasy. Join us and unlock the power of the gas pump whisperers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can predict the future. Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask Larry! He may spit in your face, but his predictions are never wrong.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the gas pump perfection, gas pump whisperers, and psychic llama like never before! It’s gonna be a gas-tastic time, trust us!

CraftySTIHideout

committed relationship, Communication, CraftySTIHideout, Disclosure, health, hidden STI, Honesty, lack of disclosure, Prevention, quality sex education, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, safe sex, sexual behavior, sexual health, sexual partners, sexually transmitted infection, std, STI, stigma, Trust

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WACKY SHENANIGANS? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A TRAMPOLINE! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR INSANE WORLDS FILLED WITH GIANT CHICKENS, TALKING CREEPERS, AND SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE EPIC BATTLES AGAINST ZOMBIE LLAMAS AND EVIL SQUID BOSSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! AND REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN OUR SERVER, STAYS IN OUR SERVER! WINK WINK 😉🤫🤪

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, chinks, collectivist, commie activists, Commies, Competition, Degenerates, envy, Frustration, Humanity, individual strength, inferiority complex, leftist wimps, Minecraft, rusniggers, Server, shitskins, strength in numbers, turd worlders, West, White civilization, white culture, white people

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of being hated on by turd worlders, commie activists, and other inferior beings? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of White culture and civilization! We are the enlightened ones, the driving force of humanity, and the constant reminder to those who envy us of what they can never achieve.

On our server, you can build magnificent structures, conquer lands, and show those who despise us what true superiority looks like. We welcome all White individuals who want to join us in our quest to dominate the Minecraft world and crush our enemies with our collective strength.

So come on, join us and let’s show the world what true power and greatness really mean. And remember, on our server, White is always right!

VARmadness Minecraft Server

club, complaining, controversy, decision, Drama, EFL, English Football League, football, irony, Keep, Kek, legal action, Mad irony, Minecraft, Nottingham Forest, Server, Soccer, sports, Technology, VAR, VARmadness, video assistant referee, voted

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nottingham Forest VAR controversy. Join us if you want to be part of a community that can’t make up their minds about anything – one minute we’re threatening legal action, the next we’re embracing the madness of VAR. Who knows what crazy decisions we’ll make next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unpredictability, just like a Forest fan watching a game with VAR involved. So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just don’t be surprised if things get a little VAR-crazy along the way.

PlateClearerMC

aita, dining customs, dining etiquette, dining experience, dining habits, dining out, empty plate, Etiquette, PlateClearerMC, polite behavior, proper behavior, restaurant customs, restaurant etiquette, restaurants, server etiquette, server interruptions, Servers, social expectations, social norms, table manners

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the plates are given proper etiquette? Look no further! Our server is so polite, even the virtual servers won’t take your plate until everyone at the table is done eating.

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?

So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!

“OhShitCraft” Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, consequences, cringe, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, error, faux pas, Guilt, Minecraft, mistake, Oh No!, OhShitCraft, Panic, realization, regret, regretful, remorse, Server, shame, shock, Trouble

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	265862
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers into your meticulously crafted castle, or if you enjoy the challenge of trying to survive in a world where the laws of physics seem to have taken a vacation.

Our server is perfect for adrenaline junkies who thrive on the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps, or find yourself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken (yes, that’s a thing here).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a “oh shit what have I done now” moment every five minutes, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

CraftyCouplesChallenges

Adversity, Commitment, Communication, compassion, coping mechanisms, CraftyCouplesChallenges, difficult times, emotional pain, Empathy, Hardship, Heartache, long term relationship, love, partner struggles, patience, personal growth, relationship challenges, resilience, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	97	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of watching your partner struggle with basic Minecraft tasks like building a house or finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where your partner will have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, ride pigs through a lava parkour course, and even battle a giant zombie chicken boss! Watch as they scream in frustration and laugh in delight as they conquer the craziest challenges our server has to offer. So why wait? Join now and give your partner the ultimate Minecraft experience they’ll never forget!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Dagestan, Dagestan police, discrimination, entrap, entrap gay men, entrapment, entrapment by police, entrapment online, forced, Gay Men, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, ONLINE, online entrapment, Police, provider, Russian, Russian provider, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5526	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? but then, outta nowhere, you find out that it’s actually run by a russian adult content provider who got caught up in some crazy scheme with the dagestan police to trap gay men online! like, what even is that?!

but wait, it gets even crazier! they’re like, “join our server for the most insane adventures and mind-blowing challenges!” like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness, amirite?!

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s got more drama than a soap opera, then this is the place for you! join now and see what wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of minecraft madness!