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Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	301
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

patates_smp.falixsrv.me:29415

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

bad guy, bae, Chaos, Chill out, concern, cover, dream, gura, holoEN, irys, Kiara, making money, Minecraft, mori, pixelated, senpai, Server, sololive, Tension, Unavoidable Scenario, unpopular, valid

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

Anime, character arc, Character development, character dynamics, character tropes, Communication Issues, emotional complexity, emotional growth, Fandom, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Otaku, personality traits, popular culture, relationships, romance, romantic tension, smp, Tsundere, Tsunderes

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Void Gems Collected:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Crops Grown:	8014
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	798
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

piraterne.nicehost.dk

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Crops Grown:	2828	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	264
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙