| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2598 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3533 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5870 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9134 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6355 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.
Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1456 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 92 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 8518 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5776 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8090 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9010 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2321 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4668 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5072 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 217 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
