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PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	654	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Potions Brewed:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, arrogance, Caution, cautionary tale, consequences, doomed flight, Downfall, flying too close to the sun, greek mythology, heedlessness, Hubris, icarus, lessons learned, Minecraft, moral of the story, Mythological, overconfidence, pride, recklessness, Server, SunBurntCraft, tragic, warning signs

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Animals Bred:	111	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

OrderUpCraft

BIZARRE, Chef, Cook, Customer, Dining, Experience, Food, funny, kitchen, memorable, odd, OrderUpCraft, reddit, Request, Restaurant, Server, service, strange, UNUSUAL, weirdest order, workers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Farms Harvested:	709
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!

MoscowMayhem Minecraft Server

Authorization, biden, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowMayhem, Négotiation, peace talks, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, strikes, Ukraine, US arms, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

join this epic minecraft server where we don’t authorize strikes on moscow, just like biden! come build your own virtual moscow and pretend you’re a world leader making important decisions. but watch out, because the creepers are plotting against you just like the russians. join now for a wild ride of political drama and explosive fun!

AyatollahsAndPeriods

activism, arrest, ayatollah, AyatollahsAndPeriods, Blogger, Censorship, controversy, detained, Expression, free speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet, iran, Iranian, ONLINE, Period, Picture, Political, Posting, response, social media

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our community is so lit that even Iranian bloggers are gettin’ detained just for checkin’ us out! Like, this one dude posted just a period in response to a pic of the Ayatollah and BAM, he was gone! That’s how you know we’re the real deal, fam. So come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where even punctuation marks can get you in trouble. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic builds and crazy adventures that await you. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons. Join now and let the madness begin!

PennyPincherCraft

budgeting, consumer behavior, cost efficiency, economic choices, financial habits, financial priorities, Floor, frugality, gasoline, money management, overlooked opportunities, pennies, PennyPincherCraft, Priorities, Resourcefulness, saving money, small savings, spending habits, thriftiness, Value, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3740

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TREASURE THAN A PIRATE’S BOOTY! U CAN FIND DIAMONDS JUST LYIN’ AROUND LIKE ABANDONED PENNIES! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF GOLD AND RULE OVER UR PEASANT FRIENDS! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND DOLPHINS WHO WILL TEACH U HOW TO FLY! SO WHY WASTE UR TIME SAVIN’ PENNIES ON GASOLINE WHEN U COULD BE RULIN’ THE MINECRAFT WORLD WITH US?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!