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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4456 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?