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””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchantments Applied:	55
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

anger, Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, Conversation, coworker, DadGoneCoworkerSnitch, death, Empathy, Etiquette, Father, Grief, Heart failure, irate, Loss, passing, privacy, Respect, Support, Upset, Workplace

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

age, age bracket, age group, age range, AgeCrafters, chronological age, Crafting, duration of life, generation, length of existence, length of life, life stage, Memories, number of birthdays, number of revolutions around the sun, number of years alive, Numbers, numerical age, time of birth, time on this planet, time since birth, years lived, years of experience, years on earth

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

activism, BlockyParliament, Conflict, designation, Dutch Parliament, extremism, extremism prevention, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netherlands, Palestinian, Politics, resolution, Samidoun, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, terror organization, Vote

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Votes:	8256	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

2024.., Asia, China, cross border travel, cross-cultural issues, diplomatic tensions, Disappearances, east asia, family concerns, foreign relations, government response, incidents, international incidents, investigation, missing persons, search and rescue, Taiwanese travelers, TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024, travel safety, travel warnings, unresolved cases

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5830
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

administration, Adventure, Adventures, BUILD, Clan, Code, Community, donation services, Explore, family, Friends, Ip:, minecraft server, PLAYER+ privilege, PORT, Survival, unique path, Vanilla, Variety, Version

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1857	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106

Hello Minecraft fans!

We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

What awaits you at Longway?

– Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

– Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

– Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

We are waiting for you and your friends!

IP: longway.fun

Port: 25668

Version: 1.21

Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

longway.fun:25668

Thug Life Minecraft Server

Abuse, abusive parents, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, feeling bad, Life, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Minecraft, Peace of mind, seeking help, self-care, Server, social media, support server, THUG, thugging it out, toxic environment, toxic parents, validation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE

action, adventure game, Challenges, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, indie game, LOPE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new stuff, PATCHED, Play, Play VIVIDLOPE, puzzle game, RPG, Single player, smp, Steam version, strategy game, switch port, Updates, vivid, VividLope

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than VIVIDLOPE! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server recently got a patch that added all the new stuff from the Switch port. Now you can ride around on a llama while wearing a panda suit and shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. It’s like a rave in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join VIVIDLOPE today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

BridalBlunderCraft

body image, BridalBlunderCraft, bride’s instructions, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, bridesmaid duties, bunions, dark colors, dress code, family dynamics, hairstyle, postpartum, self-conscious, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding planning, wedding shoes, wedding stress, wide feet

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to conform to the bride’s ridiculous demands? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no bridezilla drama here, just pure fun and chaos.

Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.

Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.

HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP

after school activities, cafeteria fight, classmates, detention, EMBARRASSING, forbidden love, funny, gossip, high school, HighSchoolIncidentMC, Incident, Memories, prank, Principal, Rumors, scandal, School days, Secrets, smp, suspension, teachers, teenage drama

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6734	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!