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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9822 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 1211 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.
Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!