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No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	6570	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Void Gems Collected:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	538
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	5399	Dimension Hops:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!