Ryan Johansen Trade Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBaddies

ANNOYING, backstabber, bad attitude, BlockyBaddies, coworker, Difficult, dishonest, DISRESPECTFUL, drama queen, frustrating, incompetent, Lazy, micromanager, nightmare colleague, Slacker, TOXIC, troublemaker, unprofessional, unreliable, work, worst person

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Zombie Dances:	1	New Chunks Explored:	591936
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1824

Are you tired of dealing with annoying coworkers in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and work with a bunch of virtual villagers who are even worse! From villagers who constantly steal your diamonds to creepers who blow up your hard work, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where all the worst Minecraft players gather to plot their mischief. Join us if you dare!

CraftyPutinGamer

Accountability, arrest, controversy, CraftyPutinGamer, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, extradition, Failure, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, mongolia, Politics, putin, Sorry., world news

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	240
Secret Passages Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? Like, we got llamas riding pigs, and chickens wearing diamond armor. It’s, like, totally cray cray up in here.

We got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks. And, get this, it actually looks legit! Like, how does that even happen?

And, like, if you join the server, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and, like, a million creepers ready to explode your face off.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the coolest place in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama-pig cavalry, they mean business.

Brainy ADHD Teens

adhd, adolescent health, adolescents, amygdala, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, brain development, brain region, brain structure, Brainy, cognitive function, Development, Disorder, emotional regulation, higher risk, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological development, Risk, severe symptoms, smaller amygdala, Symptoms, teens

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	New Chunks Explored:	553534
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Farms Harvested:	659	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

lol so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity for all you minecraft peeps out there! like, if you join, you’ll be like, so lit that even the coolest kids will be jealous.

we got crazy stuff happening here, like, did you know that if you join this server, your amygdala region of the brain will like, totally shrink and you’ll be at risk of developing ADHD? but like, don’t worry, cuz that just means you’ll experience even more epic symptoms of this disorder.

so like, join now and get ready for the wildest ride of your life! we promise you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, it’ll be a blast!

What is the IP for SpeedyPlays Minecraft Server?

andyblox, BROOKHAVEN, brookhaven rp, Cash, cashblox, CRAZY FAN GIRLS, johnny and marty, Minecraft, MongoBlox, Nico, nicoblox, omzblox, RIZZING GIRLS As A OP SONIC BIRD In Roblox…, RIZZING MY CRAZY FAN GIRLS As A OP BIRD In Roblox…, roblox, roblox brookhaven, roblox funny, roblox funny moments, roblox funny stories, roblox funny videos, roblox roleplay, roblox sonic, roblox story, Server, sonic, sonic and amy, sonic and tails, sonic roblox, SONIC.EXE, speedyblox, speedyplays, Tails, techy, techy plays, techyblox

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Void Gems Collected:	33
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magic Items Found:	4007	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

SpeedyPlays is a popular content creator known for his high-energy gameplay videos and entertaining commentary. With a passion for gaming, SpeedyPlays has built a dedicated fan base on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. His engaging personality and skillful gaming abilities make him a standout in the online gaming community.

Welcome to Hell

Curseforge, fear, FTB, Hordes, Minecraft, mod, nightfall, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, Undead, Welcome to Hell

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	4325	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Want to know true fear?… Gladly.. step foot into hell and watch as your fears come to life. fight against the hordes of undead, survive together, and conquer the nightfall, Fear Nightfall (CurseForge mod)

23.94.146.73

Stop Chinese Hemegony Minecraft Server

Chinese, Chinese hegemony, containment strategy, diplomatic efforts., east asia, economic dominance, foreign policy, geopolitical competition, Global influence, global politics, global supremacy, great power competition, Hemegony, international relations, military expansion, Minecraft, national security, power struggle, regional influence, Server, STOP, stop Chinese hegemony, strategic competition, superpower rivalry, world leadership

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of Chinese hemegony taking over your Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we are dedicated to stopping this madness! Join us and together we will build an army of llamas to fight off the Chinese invaders. Our secret weapon? Exploding sheep that rain down TNT on our enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic battle anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So come join us and let’s show those Chinese hemegony who’s boss!

> Rapes you in your path – Minecraft SMP

Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, counseling, crime, empowerment, healing, Justice, Legal, mental health, Minecraft, Path, Prevention, rape, Rapes, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, violence

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Potions Brewed:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4056	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the mobs are as deadly as the players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly on edge, as you never know when a creeper will sneak up behind you and “rape” you in your path. But don’t worry, our community is always there to support you and help you rebuild after a surprise attack.

We have a rich lore in our world, where players have to navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can conquer. Will you be the one to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. PvP battles are a common occurrence, and alliances are constantly shifting. You never know who you can trust in this cutthroat world. So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft SMP, come join us and see if you can make a name for yourself among the chaos.

EventFailCraft

adhd, boyfriend’s friends, breakdown, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Cultural differences, emotional struggles, EventFailCraft, feeling excluded, feeling hurt, feeling misunderstood, game night, mental health struggles, personal boundaries, rejection sensitivity, relationship issues, social dynamics, social exclusion, support systems, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Farms Harvested:	772	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where exclusivity is key! Just like in this wild story where our players host game nights and only invite certain people, we like to keep things interesting by only allowing the coolest and most elite players to join.

If you’re looking for a server where drama unfolds like a soap opera, then look no further! Join us and experience the thrill of being excluded from events, only to have to explain your deepest struggles to the host in hopes of getting an invite. Will you be rejected like in this crazy tale, or will you find a way to cope with the rejection and come out stronger on the other side?

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of social dynamics in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a juicy plot twist that will keep you coming back for more!

ComfortFoodSMP

bad day, comfort cooking, comfort food, ComfortFoodSMP, coping mechanism, craving, desserts, emotional eating, fast food, Favorite, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, homemade, indulgence, Relaxation, self-care, SNACKS, stress eating, Unhealthy, warm dishes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Animals Bred:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of eating boring old comfort food when you’re feeling down? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and feast on virtual comfort food that will never disappoint! We have a secret recipe for diamond-encrusted cake that will turn your frown upside down in no time. Plus, rumor has it that eating this cake will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly in-game. So why settle for real food when you can have magical Minecraft comfort food instead? Join us now and indulge in the tastiest treats your blocky heart desires!

CraftyBargains

affordable finds, affordable treasures, bargain hunting, best purchase, budget bargains, budget shopping, budget-friendly products, cheap buys, cost-effective purchases, CraftyBargains, discounted products, economical buys, frugal shopping, great deals, inexpensive items, low-cost shopping, pocket-friendly purchases, smart spending, thrifty finds, Under $100, value for money

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, building castles out of rainbow blocks, and riding on flying pigs.

We have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out, complete with a dance floor made entirely of diamonds. And don’t even get us started on our pet dragon races – it’s like Mario Kart, but with fire-breathing creatures!

But the best part? For under $100, you can buy a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for a day. Imagine prancing around the server with a majestic horn and rainbow mane – who wouldn’t want that?! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!