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BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mines Excavated:	2018	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!

NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	263

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

ObsessiveCraft – Neural OCD Biomarker

biomarker, brain activity, brain disorders, brain stimulation, dbs, Deep Brain Stimulation, global health, medical breakthrough, mental health, mental illness, Monitoring, neural, neural activity pattern, neural biomarker, neurology, neuroscience, obsessive-compulsive disorder, ObsessiveCraft, OCD, prediction, Psychiatry, research, Treatment

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Towns Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5

so, like, u know how sometimes u just gotta mine and craft and build stuff in minecraft, right? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more! we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

but wait, there’s more! we also have this super cool feature where we can predict if u have OCD just by how u play the game! it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if u do have OCD, we can monitor u and make sure u’re getting the best treatment possible. it’s like having your own personal therapist, but in minecraft!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun and exciting, but also has cutting-edge technology to help with mental health, then u gotta join us! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Tomoso’s SMP: Where even the creepers think the drama’s too spicy!

building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Diamond Economy, Discord, dramas, Exploration, France, Land Claims, Minigames, multiplayer, original feel, Papermc, Plugins, PvP, quality of life, Redstone, Server, smp, spicy, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/beeland/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Plugins	Few select plugins for quality of life
Economy	Diamond based economy
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, we are a Vanilla server with a few select plugins.
What is the server economy based on?	We have a diamond-based economy.
Are there land claims on the server?	No, there are no land claims on our server.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	Our server is located in France.

CraftySurvival Minecraft Server

15 minutes, CraftySurvival, food spoils, great design, Minecraft, Server, survival game, survival game challenge, survival game design, survival game features, survival game food spoils, survival game gameplay, survival game goals, survival game mechanics, survival game objectives, survival game resource management, survival game strategy, survival game survival skills, survival game time management, survival game tips, time wasting game, waste your time

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your food never spoils and you never have to worry about survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where food spoils in just 15 minutes, adding an extra level of challenge and excitement to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most ridiculous and outrageous design you’ve ever seen. From floating islands made entirely of diamond blocks to lava-filled mazes that will make you question your sanity, our server is guaranteed to waste your time in the most entertaining way possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

BidenCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Better Ideas! Minecraft Server

BIAS, Biden supporters, BidenCraft, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, debate, democratic party, discrimination, election, ideas, ignorance, intelligence, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, partisanship, Politics, president, retarded, Server, trump, Voting

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of dealing with Biden supporters and their questionable decision-making skills? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only questionable decisions you’ll make involve building a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. Our server is a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the chaos of the real world, where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a hardcore Trump supporter, so you’ll never have to worry about any political drama ruining your gaming experience. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and plenty of laughs!

SonHateCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, emotional connection, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, father-son relationship, fatherhood challenges, fatherhood struggles, feeling like a bad parent, feeling obligated, joint custody, lack of bond, Minecraft, parental expectations, parental guilt, Parental Pressure, Server, SonHateCraft, struggling with emotions, struggling with love, therapy for parents, unplanned child

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1263	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of feeling emotionally detached from your child like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can build a bond with your virtual blocky child that will never fade!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can create memories with your Minecraft offspring, who will never ask if you love them because they already know you do (because you built them from scratch)!

No need to feel guilty about your lack of emotional connection in real life when you can have a fulfilling and loving relationship with your Minecraft child on our server. So come on, join us and experience the joy of parenting in the most pixelated and heartwarming way possible!

HangryCraft: NoFoodForYou

car rules, communication barriers, counseling, counseling advice, eating out, errands, family dynamics, fast food, HangryCraft, Household, Hunger, INDEPENDENCE, low risk, McDonalds, MONEY, NoFoodForYou, ordering food, parenting, rules, script practice, social anxiety, Wendys

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Towns Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will push you out of your comfort zone? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of challenges and crazy adventures.

Just like the OP’s daughter, you’ll have to face your fears and step out of your comfort zone. In our server, you’ll have to order your own virtual food at our in-game restaurants. No hand-holding here, you gotta do it on your own!

But don’t worry, we won’t let you starve for days (just a few in-game hours). Our counselors (aka moderators) are here to guide you through the process and help you conquer your social anxiety, one virtual burger at a time.

So come join us on this epic journey of personal growth and fast food ordering. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as you can talk to them in the chat)!

Zelenskiy’s Epic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, Drags On, Epic, FEARLESS, global affairs, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, negotiations, New Trump Presidency, Not Afraid, peace talks, Politics, president, resilience, russia, Server, Ukraine, united states, War, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	9515	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

so like, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft with a president? well guess what, on our server u can play with zelenskiy himself! he’s like, not afraid of anything, not even a new trump presidency. he’s out here fighting wars and building houses at the same time. join our server for a wild time with zelenskiy and his epic minecraft skills. who needs politics when u have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? come join the fun!