Ryan Coogler Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

arm floaties, child development, FloatieGoggleFun, goggles, Grandparents, Minecraft, natural skills, overprotective, parental concerns, parenting, pool accidents, pool safety, pool supervision, regression, Safety concerns, Server, strong swimmer, swim classes, swimming, swimming instructor, swimming skills, water safety

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Emeralds Found:	696
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

autism, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, dad chat, Daddys, DATING, Diamond, family conflict, formal, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, high school, homecoming, Minecraft, parents, peer pressure, Server, Social Skills, space camp, Support, telescope, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	157
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	160
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

OldManCraft SMP

acceptance, aging, emotional changes, Experience, grey hair, growth, Life Changes, life lessons, Maturity, mental changes, new priorities, Nostalgia, OldManCraft, perspective, physical changes, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, Surprises, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?

CraftyCreeperz

alluring names, appealing names, attractive names, baby names, beautiful names, charming names, classic names, CraftyCreeperz, cute names, elegant names, favorite names, handsome names, lovely names, modern names, popular names, pretty names, stylish names, timeless names, traditional names, trendy names, unique names

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Farms Harvested:	647
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a hot date with a diamond pickaxe! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll find names so attractive they’ll make your character blush. From “CreeperCuddler” to “EnderDragonWhisperer,” you’ll be surrounded by the most alluring usernames in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated an army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of pork chops.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you in this wacky world!

TroopTroubleCraft

Airbase, arrested, Arrests, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, international news, investigation, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Statement, suspects, suspects in custody, Terrorism, TroopTroubleCraft, U.S. troops, violence, war zone, Wounded

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. TROOPS WANNA JOIN BUT THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ATTACK US HAHAHA. COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT. OUR PVP BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T HANDLE IT. PLUS, WE HAVE THE BEST BUILDERS IN TOWN CREATING INSANE STRUCTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, JOIN NOW BEFORE THE COPS COME KNOCKING.

GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

addiction, Celibacy, edging, GoonCraft, gooning, healthy habits, Infinity, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, Pleasure, SELF AWARENESS, self growth, self improvement, self-control, self-denial, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-mastery, self-restraint, sexual abstinence

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils

agricultural practices, agriculture, chemical exposure, consumer awareness, consumer concerns, Evidence, food consumption, food contamination, Food Industry, Food Safety, Fresh, fresh evidence, FRUITS, health risks, Perils, Pesticide, pesticide levels, pesticide residues, significant risks, study, Testing, toxic chemicals, ToxicTaterFarm, VEGETABLES, washing fruit

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Mines Excavated:	3784	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Yo, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think “damn, I wish I could wash my fruit in this game”? Well, guess what, on our server, you can! We got a whole mini-game where you gotta wash your virtual fruit before eating it to avoid those pesky pesticide residues. But watch out, cuz sometimes the pesticides are so strong, even washing won’t save you!

Join our server for the most realistic farming experience in Minecraft. We got toxic chemicals, we got fruit washing, we got it all. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret level where you have to battle mutant fruits that have been genetically modified to fight back. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start scrubbing those fruits!

TartariaMC: Where the only thing sweeter than the name is the griefing trolls!

adventurers, Artifacts, atmosphere, bedrock, Community, Contests, Crates, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanted Gear, Events, grief-free, GRIEFED.., Griefing, Inv, java, Jobs, Minecraft, Perks, Ranks, rare items, Resource worlds, Server, smp, Support, sweeter, TartariaMC, Trolls, Voting

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Magic Items Found:	4662
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

TarTariaMc Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TarTariaMc
Website	https://play.tartariamc.org
Server Address	25591

At Tartaria MC, we believe in creating a community-driven Minecraft experience where players can come together to create, explore, and build without the fear of griefing. Our semi-vanilla economy-based server offers opportunities for players to earn money through jobs, vote for in-game ranks, keys, and perks, and participate in events and contests to unlock exclusive rewards. Join us at TartariaMC and embark on an adventure like no other!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What type of server is TarTariaMc?	TarTariaMc is a semi-vanilla economy-based server that provides a grief-free environment for players to enjoy.
How can I earn money on the server?	Players can earn money by taking on various jobs, such as mining and farming, to grow their wealth.
Are there in-game ranks and perks available?	Yes, players can unlock in-game ranks and exclusive perks by voting daily and participating in events.
What are custom crates and how can I obtain them?	Custom crates contain rare items, enchanted gear, and mysterious artifacts. Players can unbox them for a chance to win these special rewards.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Players can join the supportive community at TartariaMC, share stories, collaborate on builds, and participate in events together.

If you have any more questions or need support, feel free to contact us via our Forums, Discord, or email at [email protected]. Have a fantastic day!

CraftyDota2Server

ARTISTIC DOTARDS, bug tracker, CraftyDota2Server, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, guides, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, team liquid, Trackdota, twitter, twitter widget, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Towns Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where artistic dotards roam free and rule the land.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore that will leave you questioning reality. Dive deep into the world of dotards and uncover the secrets that lie within.

But that’s not all! We have statistics that will blow your mind. Track your progress like never before and become the ultimate dotard master.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our news and streams will keep you entertained for hours on end. Watch as dotards battle it out in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and become a dotard legend in our Minecraft server like no other!

GOATapologies Minecraft SMP

achievement, APOLOGISE, Apologise to the GOAT, Apologise to the GOAT3, Apology, athlete, Competition, Goat, GOATapologies, Gold medals, greatest of all time, Honoring, iconic, Legendary, Minecraft, Olympic, Olympic Gold Medals, record holder, Respect, smp, sports, success, Tribute

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got goats who are Olympic champions with 3 gold medals each, and they demand your respect and apologies for not recognizing their greatness sooner. Join our SMP and witness epic goat races, goat gymnastics, and goat diving competitions that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance battle a Skeleton – it’s truly a sight to behold.

So why join our server? Because where else can you apologize to Olympic goat champions, witness Endermen raving it up, and watch mobs bust a move like never before? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life – join us now!