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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 824 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.