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CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crops Grown:	7643	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)

Minecraft SMP: The “OP Gulp” Anonymous Complainer

Anatomy Diagrams, ANONYMOUS, Complainer, endo, Endosoma, Fetish Anatomy, Full Tour, Guidelines, gulp, hot, INTERNAL, Internal View, Long Neck, Mawplay, Minecraft, Mouthplay, Nonfatal, prey, Protection, QoTT, Safe, smp, Thread, Unbirth, vore

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Towns Built:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to post inside body heavy content of a wide range of nature! From fetish anatomy diagrams to safe vore, we’ve got it all. Internals are the name of the game here, so get ready to explore the depths of the human body like never before.

Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!

FrontSeatFiasco

awkward situation, bay area, car ride, Communication, dating etiquette, driving etiquette, Expectations, feeling excluded, feeling left out, feeling uncomfortable, friendship, FrontSeatFiasco, introverted, lack of interaction, long-time friends, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, saving money, seating arrangement, social dynamics, third wheel

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Players Killed by Monsters:	168	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like an Uber driver by your friends! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about awkward car rides.

On our server, you can expect to meet new friends who actually introduce you to their dates and sit in the front seat like normal human beings. No more feeling like a third wheel in the backseat of life!

We guarantee that you won’t be accused of cockblocking or blamed for lack of conversation because we value communication and friendship above all else. Plus, we have plenty of introverted players who will initiate conversations and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkward car ride drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a friend who will actually sit in the front seat with you!

LonelyCraft: Cure with Blocks!

blocks, community involvement, coping strategies, counseling, cure, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, online therapy, positive affirmations, seeking professional help, self-care, social connection, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Zombie Dances:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	9046	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the vast Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for loneliness! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, thanks to our friendly community of players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual realm together.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, you read that right)! Our custom plugins and mods will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of awesomeness.

So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to adventure on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

Accidents, BlockyBoys, dangerous driving, driving habits, driving statistics, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, law enforcement, Men, risk-taking behavior, road accidents, road safety, social behavior, traffic, traffic accidents, traffic laws, traffic rules, traffic violations, Trouble, Women

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crops Grown:	1727
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

MineWar Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, MineWar, modding, No way edition, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP

dad, DadBodSmackdown, Entertainment, family, Father, father-daughter bonding, father-son bonding, fatherly advice, Minecraft, smp, sports, wrestling, wrestling culture, wrestling education, wrestling enthusiasm, wrestling experience, wrestling facts, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling knowledge, wrestling memories, wrestling passion, wrestling trivia

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of your dad always talking about wrestling and flexing his muscles? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show him who the real champ is! We have epic wrestling matches in-game where you can take down your opponents with nothing but your bare hands and some sweet moves. Plus, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where only the bravest players dare to enter. So if you’re ready to show your dad who’s boss and become the ultimate wrestling champion, join us now!

EggTartEmporium Minecraft Server

aita, coworker, DISRESPECTFUL, egg tart, EggTartEmporium, FIRED, Grandma, Grief, handled differently, Irreplaceable, Loss, Management, Minecraft, mixed reactions, overreacted, Personal, Questioning, reddit, Server, special occasion, wrong

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	147	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	1981
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting for the last egg tart in the fridge. Will you be the one to claim the coveted pastry, or will you face the wrath of a hungry coworker? With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But be warned, the stakes are high on our server. One wrong move and you could find yourself fired from your virtual job for stealing a virtual tart. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but if you have what it takes to survive the office gossip and drama, then this is the server for you.

So come on down and join in on the chaos. Who knew that a simple egg tart could cause so much mayhem? Only on our server, where the drama never stops!

CraftyPicsNoSOShowing

boudoir, Boundaries, Client, Commercial, Communication, CraftyPicsNoSOShowing, editing, fashion, MARRIED, NSFW, photographer, privacy, private pics, PROFESSIONAL, relationship, self-conscious, so, social media, Trust, water photoshoot, work

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key and secrets are kept safe! Just like this photographer who had to keep intimate photos private from their SO, we promise to keep your builds and treasures hidden from prying eyes.

Join us for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore hidden caves, build magnificent castles, and uncover mysterious secrets. Just like this photographer’s client who loved their edited photos, you’ll love the amazing creations you can make on our server.

So come on over and join us, where what happens in Minecraft stays in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own!