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CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ores Mined:	3010
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7171	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Animals Bred:	194	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Votes:	8921	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Animals Bred:	126
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

smp.cube-kingdom.de