| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1350 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me [1.16.5]
144.76.7.241:31893
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 9807 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. We prioritize providing a stable long-term environment for our players to enjoy.
Visit us on:
| Experience | Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Community | Diverse player-base with focus on collaboration |
| Rules | Respectful community with minimal drama |
To join Warped SMP, please join our Discord server HERE and submit an application.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is supportive and helpful.
A: No, you are free to build whatever you like. We encourage creativity and diversity in builds.
A: While we don’t have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.
A: Server events vary in frequency based on player suggestions and availability. We strive to engage the community regularly.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6041 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 839 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary adobo recipe, battle mythical creatures like the aswang and tikbalang, and build towering bahay kubos that reach the clouds.
But that’s not all! Our server also features mini-games like “Balut Eating Contest” and “Karaoke Battle Royale” where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes like a virtual jeepney or a pet tarsier.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Filipino culture like never before! Vinaka! 🇵🇭🎮 #PinoyPride
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 227 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2605 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8507 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2144 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas.
But beware, as you explore our server, you may encounter a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9931 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!
But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6529 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Crops Grown: | 5943 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!
So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2192 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6621 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.
But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5335 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6250 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7774 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9551 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
