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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3118 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 63 |
If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!