oh and get this, our server is actually on a secret floating island in the sky! yeah, we had to battle a dragon just to claim it as our own. but don’t worry, the dragon is actually really chill and just hangs out with us now.
also, did i mention we have a talking parrot who tells the best jokes? yeah, he’s a real comedian.
so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! and remember, if anyone asks, just tell them “Mr. Trump, f— off” 😂🤣🤪