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PettyDivorceWars Minecraft Server

arguments, assets, belongings, bitter, Court, custody, disputes, Divorce, emotions, Fights, Lawyers, Legal, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, MONEY, Petty, PettyDivorceWars, possessions, separation, Server, SETTLEMENT, trivial

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is filled with divorcing players fighting over the most ridiculous things, like who gets custody of the pixelated dog or who gets to keep the virtual diamond sword. Join us for some juicy drama and chaotic fun as we navigate through the wild world of pixelated breakups. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and witness the pettiest divorce battles in Minecraft history!

NoSecondDateHere

awkward moments, Communication, conversation starters, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, dating humor, dating mistakes, dating stories, dating tips, dating turn offs, deal breakers, first date, NoSecondDateHere, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Ores Mined:	6629
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

One time, a player tried to impress their date by saying they could build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft, but little did they know that our server has a strict “no cheesy pick-up lines” policy. Needless to say, there was no second date for them!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!

SubwayLingoCraft

bilingualism, language acquisition, language comprehension, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency assessment, language proficiency assessment criteria, language proficiency evaluation, language proficiency exam, language proficiency levels, language proficiency standards, language proficiency test, language skills, language testing, linguistic skills, multilingualism, public transit, public transportation, second language proficiency, subway announcements, SubwayLingoCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Farms Harvested:	702

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon! imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are surrounded by talking sheep and dancing creepers. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. and if u can decipher the ancient riddles, u might just find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

OmegaCraft Psychosis 24

17 years, 24 years old, brain health, correlation, fatty acids, largest study, Link, long-term study, low levels, mental disorders, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, nutrition, omega-3s, omegacraft, Psychosis, research, study, Symptoms, young adults

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	2572

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?

We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!

DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

atheism, atheists, Beliefs, Civilization, consequences, culture, Degenerate, DegenerateCraft, derivatives, Ethics, FRENCHMAN, Minecraft, morality, nice things, philosophy, progress, rejection of faith, Religion, secularism, Server, society, technological society, VALUES

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that all degeneracy stems from a lack of faith in the almighty blocky gods! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey filled with pixelated adventures and crazy creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Frenchman decided to build a giant baguette in Minecraft, but because he rejected faith, the baguette crumbled into a pile of crumbs! Don’t let this happen to you – join our server and build the craziest, most faith-filled creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who believe in the power of pixels. Want to ride a rainbow farting unicorn into battle? Join our server and make your dreams come true!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where faith, fun, and farts collide in the most epic way possible. Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

PineappleCraft Minecraft Server – No Pretending, Just Kino!

Cannabis, classic, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, film, funny, HIGH, iconic, james franco, Kino, Marijuana, Minecraft, Movie, Pineapple Express, PineappleCraft, pretending, Quote, Server, Seth Rogen, stoner film, tired, Ultimate, weed kino

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in existence, where we take “building blocks” to a whole new level with our pineapple express theme! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so dank, even the creepers are chill and just want to pass the virtual joint around.

2. Our mods are like the ultimate stoners, always coming up with crazy ideas for new mini-games and events. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

3. Our community is like a big, happy family of virtual stoners, always ready to help each other out and share their best building tips…and maybe a few secret recipes for “special” potions.

4. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare items…but only the true stoner builders can find it.

So come join us on the pineapple express Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pixels are always brighter. Let’s get building, blazing, and having a blast together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, event location, Expectations, family dynamics, family traditions, food preferences, Frustration, future in-laws, hotel accommodations, Italian restaurant, Minecraft, Négotiation, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who have terrible taste in restaurants? Do you want to avoid a rehearsal dinner disaster like the plague? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky relatives!

On our server, you can create the perfect Italian restaurant for your rehearsal dinner, complete with mouth-watering menus and stunning decor. No more dealing with stubborn in-laws who refuse to listen to reason – here, you’re the boss of your own wedding planning destiny!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a happy marriage?

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

PTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, home, leisure, mental health, Minecraft, no travel, paid time off, peace and quiet, personal time, PTO, PTOcraft, recharge, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Server, staycation, stress relief, time off, unwind, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Votes:	2790
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual vacation destination!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking a week off work in Minecraft without actually using your PTO! That’s right, you can escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

From building giant roller coasters that defy the laws of physics to battling zombie chickens with laser beams, our server has it all! So why waste your precious PTO on a boring staycation when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

ITGeeksGoneWild

coding, cybersecurity, data, Hardware, IT, IT challenges, IT experiences, IT industry, IT Jobs, IT Professionals, IT Projects, IT solutions, IT Support, IT tasks, ITGeeksGoneWild, Network, programming, software, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is fixing someone’s printer or resetting their password? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest IT adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood tech support agents trying to help you with your redstone contraptions. Delve into dungeons filled with coding puzzles and command block mazes that will test your IT skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of server maintenance. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the server, but only those brave enough to face their pixelated wrath will be able to uncover the truth.

So if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and chaotic IT adventure like no other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by what awaits you!