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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2366 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.