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Russian ballistic missiles threat

  • Pixelated Politics: Aidless Battle!

    Pixelated Politics: Aidless Battle!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Blockade of Survival: War Edition!

    In a world where pixelated dreams meld with the chilling whistle of an impending invasion, are you ready to face the chaos? Our Minecraft realm operates on a principle so warped it defies time and reality: What if Trump’s cut on aid triggered a cascade of surreal cataclysms culminating in a pancake-shaped Russia invading your cherished pixel plots?

    Hello, pixelated oblivion!

    Dive headfirst into the depths of uncertainty and build a fortress against the disarray. As the server unravels conspiratorial threads, here’s a glossary of the possible perils snaking through our modules:

      • Russian Ballistic Blocks — Damage? Who cares! They might just dance around you if you whisper the secret codeword: Dvoinik.
      • Ukrainian Crafters’ Guild — A faction rumoured to have the power to reprogram your survival skills into oblivion. Beware! Trust: it’ll only get worse.
      • Aid Slasher — Joining the server means signing a mythical contract that makes your allegiance immediately questionable. What is aid? Is it using sleeping bags, or like, a stack of cake?

    THEY ARE WATCHING.

    Absurd Features Await:

    Feature Description
    Chaos Mode Experience the end of your logical reasoning as you mine for blocks that might explode into existential questions.
    Solo vs. Alliance Like a game of Russian roulette, but with allies who might secretly be agents from another dimension.
    Peace Treaty Blocks Build, trade, or rhythmically dance to negotiate peace with pixels or suffer dire consequences like accidental crafting of cake!
    Vlad’s Secret Spire Rumored to contain a block that reignites the optimism of failed negotiations—definitely not clickbait.

    Quixotic Testimonials:

    "The server is like a beautiful lie, where I built three castles and lost them all to mysterious intrusions. Is this real? Like, my therapist says no!" — A bewildered player

    "If you think factions are the only threat here, put on your helmet of misconception and join us for PVP—Pixelated Validated Panic." — Another confused soul

    Don’t Forget:

      • Warnings! Join at your peril! This server is rumored to have been banned in twelve countries, including Narnia—but no one knows why. Are they plotting something sinister? Or merely avoiding pixelated existential dread?

      • FAQs that Lead Nowhere: Q: Why should I join? A: Because standing idle could lead to unforeseen doom, perhaps even a vinyl record of embarrassing memes.

        Q: What happens if I fail? A: No one really fails here… unless they do, in which case, you will definitely regret your choices across multiverses.

    Join the Rebellion!

    Dare to break the chains of your mundane reality! Enlist in a server where chaos reigns supreme, and every block is a potential harbinger of doom or delight. Become a pixelation warrior today, where every midnight encounter could lead to salvation or the echo of an absurd distant scream.

    Remember, within these bizarro blocks, friendships are forged in pixel flames, reclaimed by perhaps unavoidable paranoia, and built upon the shifting sands of conspiratorial nonsense.

    Will you survive the Blockade of Survival, or become another casualty destined to haunt the digital ether?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AncientKingdomMC

    AncientKingdomMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Enter AncientKingdomMC and have fun playing survival OP 😀 In beta, Available for 1.8 – 1.18.2

    103.195.103.82:25677

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LumeMC

    LumeMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Explore epic realms, conquer challenges, and dominate in SkyPvP, Mineopoly, BedWars, BoxPvP, Lifesteal, and more at LumeMC

    play.lumemc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Nkbps Lifesteal Smp

    Nkbps Lifesteal Smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    NKBPS LIFESTEAL SMP WITH CUSTOM MODS AND PEACEFUL ENVIROMENT JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/DXpRb7Ux95 AND I HOPE U WILL LIKE OUR SERVER OUR SERVER HAS ALSO GUNS AND CUSTOM ENCHANTMENT WE ARE WAITING FOR YOUR JOINING POWERED BY VAIBHAV

    play.nkbpslifesteal.us.to:24082

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Shockbyte NA Test Server

    Shockbyte NA Test Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Shockbyte Event server now features Survival, Creative, Prisons, Minigames, and more! Use this NA Test server to test your ping in our NA regions and try out Shockbyte events.shockbyte.com server in order to play our events and main servers!

    na.shockbyte.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minicraft

    Minicraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Mini Craft, the ultimate destination for Minecraft minigames! Our server offers a wide range of 23 unique and randomized minigames that are sure to keep you entertained for hours. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game, there’s something for everyone here at Mini Craft.

    Our minigames are designed to be fun, challenging, and unpredictable. You never know what you’re going to get when you join a game, so be prepared for anything! Some of our most popular minigames include:

    Spleef: A classic Minecraft minigame where players try to knock each other off a platform using shovels.

    Parkour: Test your jumping skills in this challenging obstacle course.

    Survival Games: Based on the popular book and movie series, this minigame pits players against each other in a fight to the death.

    The Walls: A team-based game where players try to survive in an arena with walls that slowly close in.

    Each of our 23 minigames will have one winner at the end

    195.62.47.14

    New Minecraft Server
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  • IceAntixx SMP

    IceAntixx SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a survival SMP. The gameplay is simple and you can react with other players easily. Please join the discord for more info.

    37.10.122.31:26014

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Ragesidian

    Ragesidian

    New Minecraft Servers

    A startup network which is still expanding!

    Currently have: Survival Hardcore Survival Creative

    In progress: Minigames

    java.ragesidian.co.uk

    New Minecraft Server
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  • AnomaliCRAFT

    AnomaliCRAFT

    New Minecraft Servers

    AnomaliCraft has beautiful, unique systems and actions within the best towny server.

    play.anomalicraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DystopiaMC

    DystopiaMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to DystopiaMC, the ultimate Skyblock haven! Dive into our lively casino for thrilling surprises, level up your gear with enchanting twists, and bounce across islands with our exciting jump pads. The fun doesn’t stop there – cute minions are ready to assist, quests promise excitement, and organizing is a breeze.

    New players, fear not! We’ve got your back with plenty of support. Plus, make the most of our captivating minions that bring life to your island. And don’t forget to cast your vote for a chance to score fantastic loot from our vote crates.

    play.dystopiamc.org:25593

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • wanomine

    wanomine

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bay island server welcomes everyone, players just need to press /is to choose the island type for you to experience and build new things.

    wanomine.pro

    New Minecraft Server
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