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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6362 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 311 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).
we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.
our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.
so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?
