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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7182 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?