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Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3675	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1717
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ores Mined:	1103	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magic Items Found:	8823	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	3803	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crops Grown:	8570
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	35
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!

Crafty Magic Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Animals Bred:	92
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8703

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to win up to $2,000 in our Arena Open competition – just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash! And don’t worry about those pesky banned cards like Monstrous Rage and Temporal Manipulation, we embrace chaos and madness here.

But that’s not all – on December 10th, we’re releasing Pioneer Masters, where you can battle against legendary creatures and conquer new lands. And if you’re looking for some epic loot, check out our free codes for exclusive in-game items.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the wildest Minecraft server in existence and let the adventure begin!

Oh Yeah Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Animals Bred:	60
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the cows, and villagers creating a secret underground society where they hoard all the diamonds.

Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and the Wither is throwing a rave party in the Nether. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So why should you join this madness? Well, where else can you find a group of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and have a pet slime named Gerald who acts as our server mascot? Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt going on where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, a taco.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to watch out for the dancing skeletons and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your blocks and rearrange them into modern art installations. Oh yeah. That happened.