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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9465 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the cha-cha slide.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. And rumor has it, if you can tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
Plus, every full moon, the Ender Dragon comes down to join us for a game of Minecraft bingo. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. See you next cycle 2028…if you dare!
