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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	777
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Star Shards Collected:	270
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	539	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	112953
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

play.tartaruscore.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	New Chunks Explored:	449928
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crops Grown:	8070
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Farms Harvested:	830	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ores Mined:	6838	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

animal, cat, Climax, control, Cumming, disbelief, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, Feline, funny, INTENSE, Minecraft, orgasm, overwhelmed, Pleasure, reaction, Sensation, Sensual, Server, STOP, Surprise, uncontrollable

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

chest, chest discomfort, chest pain causes, chest pain diagnosis, chest pain management, chest pain prevention, chest pain relief, chest pain remedies, chest pain symptoms, chest pain treatment, chest pain triggers, chest pains, chest tightness, coffee, health concerns, heart attack, left side, man boobs, Medical advice, Minecraft, nicotine, Pains, smoking, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!