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Rumour Control Minecraft SMP
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where David from the Alien series never died and is now a prisoner/android hybrid roaming the server! Will you befriend him or run for your life? Who knows, maybe he’ll even teach you how to build a spaceship out of blocks! Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Join now and see if you can survive the madness! -
LinuxCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a new adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to switch to Linux, only to encounter hilarious errors like “Failed to open \EFI\BOOT\mmx64.efi – Not Found” that will have you crying with laughter. Spend hours scouring forums for fixes, only to give up and rice your shit in frustration.
But wait, there’s more! Install Steam and watch as your library gets completely destroyed, only to have games like Cookie Clicker run like a broken, buggy mess on proton. And don’t even get us started on trying to play Halo with a glitched Microsoft log in on proton – it’s a comedy goldmine!
So why wait? Join our server now for a gaming experience that will have you reinstalling Windows 10 LTSC just to make everything work again. It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and frustration that you won’t find anywhere else!
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EurekaCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!Join our server and you’ll discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party for Endermen. Our community is filled with players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar rush, so you’ll never have a dull moment.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown made of emeralds. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away.
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BlockyJudgement-FreeZone
Are you tired of judging people for their terrible building skills in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the wonky, the wacky, and the downright ridiculous! Join us for a wild ride where crooked houses and floating trees are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who needs straight lines and symmetry when you can have chaos and creativity? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or at least the server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, llama-filled world! -
MbappeCraft: No Lectures, Just Blocks
so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. you can build a house out of cake if you want, no one’s gonna stop you.also, we got this crazy story about how one time, a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant zombie horde. it was epic, dude.
if you join this server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang in all of Minecraft. we have secret hideouts and treasure hunts that will blow your mind. plus, our mods are like, the funniest people ever.
so come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. Le Pen would totally approve, bro.
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VaxCraft: HPV Edition
human papillomavirus, health education, enhance uptake, healthcare disparities, cervical cancer preventionhey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like adventures and craziness? well, do we have the server for u! join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.our server is like no other, we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u find the golden chicken, u get a special prize (spoiler alert: it’s a magical sword that shoots fireballs).
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday called “battle of the blocks” where u and ur friends can battle it out in epic pvp battles for the chance to win a real life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will).
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π£ TMV.ZONE π£ Join Our Respectful Survival Community (Java & Bedrock)
Welcome to tmv.zone, the ultimate no-stealing and family friendly Minecraft server! We have robust protections to ensure that all players will get to keep their items whether they use a protection region or not.Server IP: tmv.zone
Click here to join our Discord!
tmv.zone:25644
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BadWolfMC – Where the sheep are tough, the blocks are sassy, and the players are even more chaotic! Join us now for 1.20.4 fun!
BadWolfMC Server Overview IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!
Highlights
β Reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer π§° State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone π¬ Integrated Discord server π Java-Bedrock Crossplay ποΈ Recurring, seasonal, and one-off events πͺΆ Dungeons, quests, and vaults π‘οΈ Multiple protection options β¨ Interesting mechanics πͺ Balanced economy with Player Shops & Jobs π Public farms and resource worlds β Extensive wiki π₯ Best online community ποΈ Greylisted system Our Mission
Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and wonβt get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.
Membership Application Required
If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!
General Server Rules
- All players must be 18 years of age or older.
- No Griefing.
- No Client Mods/Exploits.
- No Advertising/Spam.
- Common Sense/Maturity.
Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com We hope youβll be as excited about this place as we are!
We look forward to seeing you in game!
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CraftyMatureMines – Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime Lain – deep, mature, and thought-provoking. Forget about lolis and slice of life, we’ve got intense battles, epic quests, and mind-bending puzzles that will challenge even the most intellectual of players.Join us on this server and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs simple-minded players when you can surround yourself with the most elite gamers who are ready to take on any challenge thrown their way?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
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TexCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t follow any rules and chaos reigns supreme.Join our server and you’ll feel like you’re moving to Texas – except without the risk of getting trampled by a herd of cows. Our community is full of cowboys and cowgirls ready to show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in this lawless land.
But be warned, we don’t tolerate any stalkers here. So if you’re looking to cause trouble, you better saddle up and ride on out of here before we round you up and throw you in the virtual jail.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of the wild west in Minecraft like never before! Yeehaw!