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TimeTravelGriefing – Minecraft SMP

Alter, Alternate Reality, CHANGE, consequences, decision, erase event, hindsight, historical event, History, hypothetical, hypothetical question, Imagine, Impact, Minecraft, mistake, Reflection, regret, revisionist history, smp, time travel, TimeTravelGriefing, undo, wish

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and you can erase any event from history with the power of your diamond pickaxe! Want to stop the dinosaurs from going extinct? Done. Want to prevent the invention of pineapple pizza? Consider it gone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine in disguise, so you might just find yourself battling zombies with Cleopatra or building a roller coaster with Leonardo da Vinci. Don’t miss out on the chance to change history and have a blast doing it!

BlockHeadzCraft

annoying habits, BlockHeadzCraft, character flaws, deal breakers, immediate relationship turn offs, immediate turn off, instant deal breakers, instant deal breakers in relationships, instant turn offs, major turn offs, negative traits, person, personality traits, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship deal breakers, things that make someone unattractive, things that repel, turn-offs, unattractive qualities, undesirable behaviors

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Farms Harvested:	949	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	168

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all the wacky, wild, and downright weird players out there!

Join us if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against an army of creepers, or participate in our weekly “Twerk-off” competition in the town square. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you rare items for a dance-off!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama rodeo or a spontaneous disco party in the mines. See you there!

SaharaCraft: Where Everyone Fits!

desert environment, ecological limits, FITS, geographical limits, global demographics, global population, human capacity, human habitation, human settlement, land area, mass migration, overcrowding, physical boundaries, population density, population growth, population size, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, space constraints, spatial constraints, world population

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2671
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Falling into the Void:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

yo, u ever wonder if we all just squeezed into the sahara desert like sardines? well, that’s the level of craziness u can expect on this server. we got so many players, we had to start building houses on top of each other just to fit everyone in. u gotta join just to witness the chaos. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where the admins live like mole people. come join the madness and see for yourself.

MIFDDTCD74 Melanoma Madness

Biomarkers, Cancer, CD74, DDT, immunotherapy, Insights, madness, Melanoma, MIF, MIFDDTCD74, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, prognosis, prognostic, prognostic markers, research, Targeted therapy, Therapeutic, therapeutic targets, Treatment, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	981189
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

yo yo yo come join dis lit minecraft server where we got all da crazy stuff like MIF, DDT, and CD74 in melanoma!!! like, who even knew dat was a thing in minecraft, amirite??!

we got mad scientists workin round da clock to bring you da most epic adventures and quests u ever seen. like, one time, we had dis giant melanoma boss dat was shootin lasers out its eyes and we had to use MIF, DDT, and CD74 to defeat it. it was LIT, fam.

so if u wanna be part of da most insane minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s take on some crazy melanoma monsters together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #melanomamadness #minecraftmayhem

uplift smp

creativity, cross-platform compatibility, Customization, enhanced experience, Friends, future of gaming, Gamers, immersive world, Journey, lightning-fast performance, modding tools, multiplayer, Roleplay, Safe, seamless functionality, Secure, security measures, smooth gameplay, Stability, Survival, Uplift Server, uplift smp, Website

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9727
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Meteorites Collected:	1

Dive into a lush, immersive world where every detail breathes life into your gameplay. Seamless multiplayer functionality lets you connect with friends and fellow gamers around the globe. Experience lightning-fast performance and stability, ensuring smooth gameplay every step of the way. Unleash your creativity with robust modding tools, allowing you to customize and enhance your gaming experience like never before. Advanced security measures keep your gaming sessions safe and secure at all times. Cross-platform compatibility ensures that everyone can join in on the fun, regardless of their preferred device.

Join us today and experience the future of gaming firsthand! Visit our website to learn more and start your journey with Uplift Server.

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Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Try to Be Like Hermitcraft But Fail Miserably

Active, Cheatings, Community, Crafters, Discord, Fail, Feedback, Fun, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, Miserably, Mods, ordinary, Player Base, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Overview:

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Features	Simple Voicechat, Diverse Player Base, Community Building
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla?	Yes, Ordinary SMP is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheats or mods.
How can I join?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
Is there voice chat available?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP.
How old is the server?	Our SMP is 1 Month old and still active with more than 200 members on Discord.
Can I give feedback and suggestions?	Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions to help create a better world.

Crafty Kamala’s Minecraft Server

#BelieveSurvivors, #EndRapeCulture, #JusticeForVictims, #NoMoreSilence, #TimesUp, Accountability, allegations, child abuse, Crafty, Justice, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, Politics, presidential candidate, rape, Server, sexual assault, survivor, Trauma, Victim, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
New Chunks Explored:	241389	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	941
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Kamala Harris is the ultimate boss battle! Join us and help us defeat her evil plans to become President by building epic fortresses and gathering allies to take her down. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world from Kamala Harris’s reign of terror!

GetInHereMC SMP

Get in here Get In here Get in Get get get Get in here Get get get in Get in here Get get In here Get Get get get in here Get in Get get get In here Get Get get in here Get get In here Get in, GetInHereMC, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.

So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, airfare, art school, art supplies, Budget, compromise, contract, cousin, Exploitation, Hotel, live painter, market rate, mexico, Minecraft, payment, Portfolio, price guide, Server, talent, unprofessional, Wedding, wedding day, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Void Armor Forged:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring weddings with no live painters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual live painting at weddings!

Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a talented Minecraft artist captures your special day in real-time. And the best part? It won’t cost you $4-6k like in the real world! Our virtual live painters are only asking for a few diamonds and some emeralds to cover their art supplies and travel expenses.

But beware, some artists might try to scam you for extra diamonds mid-way through the ceremony. Will you stand your ground and call them out for their unprofessional behavior? Or will you risk having a blank canvas at your pixelated wedding?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the artistry, and the sheer madness of virtual live painting at weddings! Who needs a contract when you have blocks and pixels to seal the deal?

LottoLipsSealed

addiction, annoyance, aspirations, Communication, Conversations, dreams, emotions, Financial Planning, Frustration, gambling, intellectual, Lottery, lotto, LottoLipsSealed, MONEY, pragmatism, relationships, Support, Therapy, winning

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	66
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of discussing lotto winnings with your partner for the 1000000x time? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only numbers you have to worry about are your diamond count in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to endless conversations about what you would do with a lotto win. Instead, immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream mansion with all the diamonds you could ever want. No more listening to your partner go on and on about their lotto dreams – now you can focus on creating your own virtual paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Forget about lotto winnings, the only jackpot you need is waiting for you on our Minecraft server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!