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  • LanthanumCraft -168° Superhydride

    LanthanumCraft -168° Superhydride
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 7725
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 234 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

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    Yo, join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got some next level shiznit goin’ on! We discovered some wack metal state in a hydrogen-rich compound of lanthanum under pressure. It’s like some A15-type lanthanum superhydride with the formula La4H23. And get this, it shows superconductivity below minus 168 degrees Celsius at a pressure of 1.2 million atmospheres!

    So if you wanna experience some outta this world stuff while playin’ Minecraft, dis server is where it’s at! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when you can be part of a server that’s basically runnin’ on magic metal state superpowers? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

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  • JokesMC Server

    JokesMC Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 6686
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a queen pickme who will do anything for male validation! Join us for a wild ride filled with punchy hat jokes and a whole lot of patience (because she’s female, duh). Who needs self-respect when you can join our server and laugh your way to the top? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

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  • WeedTasteMC Server

    WeedTasteMC Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 5246
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Emeralds Found: 2397 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest one around! Join us and discover what weed tastes like…in Minecraft!

    Our server is filled with lush green forests where you can harvest virtual weed and experience the high of a lifetime. But be careful, the mobs are extra chill and might try to steal your stash!

    We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with other players and show off your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary enchanted bong that grants you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, lots of weed!

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  • BlockBusterDangers

    BlockBusterDangers
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 7206
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie come to life! We’ve got all the dangerous things that movies get right, and you better believe you should take them seriously on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding action like dodging exploding creepers, navigating treacherous lava pits, and battling evil mobs that are straight out of a horror film. But don’t worry, we’ve also got plenty of comedic relief in the form of derpy chickens and mischievous pigs that will keep you laughing as you try to survive.

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, have a dance-off with a skeleton, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the Ender Dragon? Trust us, you won’t find a more exhilarating Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the madness today!

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  • CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 6173
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Gods Slained: 0

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    so, like, have you heard about this insane minecraft server? it’s so lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can battle against the evil Iran’s Revolutionary Guards in a virtual world. they’re like, the ultimate boss mob and if you defeat them, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots out fireworks. it’s like, totally epic, dude. plus, the server is based in Canada so you know it’s gonna be super chill and friendly. come join us and let’s take down those terrorist mobs together!

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  • JewCraft: Macron’s Misadventures

    JewCraft: Macron’s Misadventures
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 8675
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

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    come join our minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like a disco ball at a rave.

    once, a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. true story, bro. and another time, a creeper tried to start a boy band but ended up just blowing up the stage instead. classic creeper move.

    we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our pvp arena. it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions.

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness.

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  • BigfootStairsMinecraft

    BigfootStairsMinecraft
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 3673
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

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    so like, u ever wondered what it would be like if Shaq played Minecraft? well, come join our server and find out! we have special stairs just for Shaq so he can walk down them without tripping over his massive feet. it’s a sight to see, trust me.

    but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground dungeon where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you can make it through the dungeon without dying, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. sounds impossible, right? well, that’s because it is. but hey, it’s worth a shot!

    oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted? yeah, you heard me right. there’s a ghost that roams the land, stealing all the carrots from unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t try to steal his carrots back, or you’ll be cursed for eternity.

    so come join our server for a wild ride of Shaq-sized stairs, impossible dungeons, and mischievous ghosts. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. see you there, if you dare!

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  • AlienCraft Minecraft Server

    AlienCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 9229
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1833 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old human characters? Well, look no further because our server is run by aliens! That’s right, you can join a community of extraterrestrial beings who have come to Earth to mine for rare space diamonds and build epic alien bases.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground alien dance party where players can boogie down with intergalactic DJ’s and show off their best alien dance moves. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where players can battle evil robot overlords and save the galaxy.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us and become part of the most epic alien adventure ever!

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  • FurCraft Minecraft Server

    FurCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 2734
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

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    Welcome to our virtual reality furry general server, where we embrace our inner cryptids and unleash our wild side! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make some real furiends along the way because why not?

    Need some avatar resources? We got you covered with our handy guide! And if you’re new here, we have a list of stuff you absolutely NEED to survive in this crazy world of furries and cryptids.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered if skinwalkers are real? Join our server and dive into the depths of the unknown with us. And mark your calendars for our upcoming events, like the 4th of July Weekend Backyard Pool Party and our weekly Drinking Night and Multiplayer Night.

    Every Tuesday is Gamin’ Night, so grab your controllers and get ready to game with fellow furanons. And hey, if you have an event you want to host, go ahead and post about it! Who knows, someone might be interested in joining you on your crazy adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will leave you howling with laughter!

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