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BlockyBrits Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with dancing llamas, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest that holds the recipe for the ultimate potion of silliness.

So why wait? Click that link and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

Blocky Beijing Buggies: Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise NOT to spy on you 24/7 like those sneaky car companies! We don’t want everything you do in the game recorded and sent to any servers, especially not to the CCP in Beijing. Plus, we definitely don’t want to support the Chinese economy, unless they start accepting diamonds as currency!

Come join us for a wild ride where you can build, explore, and troll your friends without any worries of being watched by Big Brother. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who value their privacy and want to have a good time without any shady business going on behind the scenes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create some epic memories together!

Crafty Counting Co.

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the WILDEST adventures and meet the COOLEST players in the blocky universe!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the RAREST diamonds in the land, guarded by a fierce army of DERPY chickens. But beware, these chickens have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties when no one is looking!

Our server is also home to the CRAZIEST roller coaster ever built in Minecraft. Strap yourself in and prepare for a ride that will make your stomach do backflips and your character scream for mercy!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a secret underground base filled with MYSTERIOUS treasures and guarded by a pack of FLUFFY bunnies with a taste for adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see how many times you can experience the MAGIC of our server!

Crafty Creations: Where Your Minecraft Dreams Come True!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6651	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the game you’ve been working on for years is finally finished… but then Sega comes out with a new console and it’s exclusive to that console. Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and secret diamond caves that only the bravest adventurers can find. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! When you join our server, you’ll also get a chance to ride a dragon into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Blocky Heroes: Save the Day on our Epic Minecraft Server!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Runes Activated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of blowing off faces for the sake of freedom! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures, battling dragons and building INSANE structures that defy the laws of physics.

Our server is filled with WACKY characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From a talking llama who gives out quests to a dancing pig who can breakdance like no other, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and find out why everyone is talking about the server where faces get blown off for freedom! And who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why that one guy’s face got blown off in the first place. It’s all part of the fun on our OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft server!

Dad’s Epic Eats – Where the Food is Better Than the Cooks!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2092
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the dads are the ultimate chefs! Ever wondered why dads cook so fucking good, but only once a year? Well, on our server, you can experience the culinary delights of dad’s cooking every day!

Join us for a feast of delicious dishes cooked by dads who have mastered the art of grilling, baking, and BBQ. From steaks to burgers to desserts, our dads will blow your mind with their mouth-watering creations.

So why wait for that once-a-year cookout when you can indulge in dad’s amazing cooking every day on our awesome Minecraft server? Join now and feast like never before!

Crafting Yuri’s Ice Adventures

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, dancing skeletons, and zombie fashion shows. And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find him.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines of our server lies a hidden treasure worth millions of diamonds. Will you be the lucky player to discover it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Crafty Creepers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	New Chunks Explored:	567553
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Pornstar! Join us for a horny good time as we explore the blocky world together.

Are you ready to dive into a world filled with blocky babes and pixelated passion? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie looking for some sexy fun, our server has something for everyone. From building XXX-rated structures to battling NSFW mobs, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us now and let’s get frisky in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your new favorite Pornstar along the way!

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crops Grown:	7785	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, things are next level crazy!

Join us if you want to experience mind-blowing adventures like riding on giant chickens, battling evil unicorns, and mining for diamonds in a volcano. And that’s just the beginning!

Our community is full of hilarious French people who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a spontaneous dance party or a surprise attack by a horde of zombie llamas.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Chaos – LOLZ Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Dog Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our streams are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re mining diamonds in real life! – Our debut was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon bow down in awe! – Our Youtube channel is like a treasure chest full of rare loot waiting to be discovered! – Our schedule is so on point, even the creepers are jealous of our organization skills! – Our unarchived content is like finding a hidden village with tons of loot chests! – Our songs will make you want to do the Minecraft dance in real life! – Our merch is so cool, even the villagers are asking where we got it from!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s build, mine, and craft together like never before! 🐶🔥💎

Vicera’s Minecraft Mess – Clean-up Detail Edition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of cleaning up after messy players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Vicera Clean-up Detail on steroids! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as you navigate through our world filled with explosive surprises and zany challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens that took over the entire world. But instead of panicking, our players banded together and defeated the chicken overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server also has magic portals that transport you to different dimensions, where you can battle unicorn zombies and ride on flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond llama that grants wishes to those who can tame it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.