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  • Dave Bambi’s Wild Adventure Realm

    Dave Bambi’s Wild Adventure Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the server that will SAVE your soul! Or doom it. Either way, you’re going to feel something!

    Welcome, brave souls, to the greatest—no, the WORST Minecraft server you can ever hope to join where logic took a vacation and never returned. Here, reality is merely a suggestion and the laws of physics? More like guidelines! Prepare to be whisked away into a realm where no one knows what day it is (but it’s DEFINITELY Tuesday). Why join us? Because you deserve the thrilling indifferent chaos of life, or perhaps you just enjoy bad decisions. Either way, embrace it!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Hunger Your character devours food at the speed of light, but never feels full. #NomNomNom
    Gravity? What Gravity? Every jump could launch you into the 5th dimension where purple cats reign supreme.
    Dynamic Weather & Madness Simulator It rains cows and sheep, but only on Thursdays. Except it’s always Thursday!
    Unfathomable Crafting Craft a sword out of dreams and existential dread, but it only works if you’re crying.
    Randomized Block Sizes Blocks may change sizes and become sentient, demanding tribute in the form of cookies.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions, or Falsely Argued Queries?)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Ah, but who are you really? Do you even WANT to join? Perhaps the server is already within your mind. Or maybe it’s 2 AM and you’re touching a cold, wet potato. Isn’t reality deliciously confusing?

    Q: What about rules?

    A: Rules? The only rule is there are NO rules…unless you consider the MAKING rules doesn’t exist. Wait, am I even typing this?

    Q: Are there any staff members?

    A: Staff? They were here, but then they turned into ducks and quacked away into the sunset. Or was it a cheeseburger? No one knows!

    Random Server Reviews

    “I made Dave and Bambi rule 34 and stop using ai…”

    “that's very racist but also kinda funny when the sky turns green…”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Royal Minecraft SMP Queens

    The Royal Minecraft SMP Queens

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is ruled by the queens of /v/ who are the most worshipped video game females on rule34.xxx. You may try to argue with their reign, but be prepared to kneel before their majestic presence.

    Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players dressed as their favorite rule34 characters. From Mario in a bikini to Sonic with a six-pack, anything goes in our crazy world.

    But beware, if you dare to challenge the queens of /v/, you may find yourself in a pixelated duel to the death. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server.

    So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bow down to the queens of /v/ or face the consequences!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Rule34Craft Minecraft Server

    Rule34Craft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of scrolling through endless pages of questionable content just to find some wholesome Minecraft fun? Look no further, because our server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of weirdness! Join us and say goodbye to blacked shenanigans and futanari nightmares. We promise over 10 pages of pure, unadulterated Minecraft goodness! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic block-building adventures of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hustle SMP: Where we hustle for diamonds and snicker at vanilla noobs!

    Hustle SMP: Where we hustle for diamonds and snicker at vanilla noobs!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hustle SMP

    Welcome to Hustle SMP

    Server Overview

    Server Version Paper 1.20.4
    Server Location Europe
    Plugins
      • Simple Voice Chat
      • EssentialsX
      • CoreProtect
    Datapacks
      • Dynmap -AFK-Display
      • Anti-Endermen-Grief
      • Double-Shulker-Shells
      • Fast-Leaf-Decay
      • Multiplayer-Sleep
      • Player-Head-Drops

    Join Hustle SMP

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/RbbBq2TA

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: First join our Discord server using the link provided. Then go through a short application process to become a member.

    Q: Can I create my own factions on the server?

    A: Yes, you have the opportunity to create your own factions or join existing ones.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    A: You can choose your own lifestyle by being either pacifist or pro-war. Let your imagination and creativity run wild!

    Q: Who manages the server?

    A: The server is run and managed by experienced admins.

    Q: What kind of community does the server have?

    A: We rely on a mature community to provide a positive gaming experience for all players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Peen Paradise

    Pixel Peen Paradise

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your money on weird commissions and crying over Josh Allen on TV? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends.

    Our server is filled with magical creatures, hidden treasures, and endless possibilities. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, or just chill with your pals in a cozy virtual cafe. And the best part? No crying over football players allowed!

    So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find a virtual Hailee Steinfeld waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP