rule 34 Minecraft Servers

Rule 34

  • Dave Bambi’s Wild Adventure Realm

    Dave Bambi’s Wild Adventure Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the server that will SAVE your soul! Or doom it. Either way, you’re going to feel something!

    Welcome, brave souls, to the greatest—no, the WORST Minecraft server you can ever hope to join where logic took a vacation and never returned. Here, reality is merely a suggestion and the laws of physics? More like guidelines! Prepare to be whisked away into a realm where no one knows what day it is (but it’s DEFINITELY Tuesday). Why join us? Because you deserve the thrilling indifferent chaos of life, or perhaps you just enjoy bad decisions. Either way, embrace it!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Hunger Your character devours food at the speed of light, but never feels full. #NomNomNom
    Gravity? What Gravity? Every jump could launch you into the 5th dimension where purple cats reign supreme.
    Dynamic Weather & Madness Simulator It rains cows and sheep, but only on Thursdays. Except it’s always Thursday!
    Unfathomable Crafting Craft a sword out of dreams and existential dread, but it only works if you’re crying.
    Randomized Block Sizes Blocks may change sizes and become sentient, demanding tribute in the form of cookies.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions, or Falsely Argued Queries?)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Ah, but who are you really? Do you even WANT to join? Perhaps the server is already within your mind. Or maybe it’s 2 AM and you’re touching a cold, wet potato. Isn’t reality deliciously confusing?

    Q: What about rules?

    A: Rules? The only rule is there are NO rules…unless you consider the MAKING rules doesn’t exist. Wait, am I even typing this?

    Q: Are there any staff members?

    A: Staff? They were here, but then they turned into ducks and quacked away into the sunset. Or was it a cheeseburger? No one knows!

    Random Server Reviews

    “I made Dave and Bambi rule 34 and stop using ai…”

    “that's very racist but also kinda funny when the sky turns green…”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Royal Minecraft SMP Queens

    The Royal Minecraft SMP Queens

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is ruled by the queens of /v/ who are the most worshipped video game females on rule34.xxx. You may try to argue with their reign, but be prepared to kneel before their majestic presence.

    Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players dressed as their favorite rule34 characters. From Mario in a bikini to Sonic with a six-pack, anything goes in our crazy world.

    But beware, if you dare to challenge the queens of /v/, you may find yourself in a pixelated duel to the death. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server.

    So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bow down to the queens of /v/ or face the consequences!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Rule34Craft Minecraft Server

    Rule34Craft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of scrolling through endless pages of questionable content just to find some wholesome Minecraft fun? Look no further, because our server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of weirdness! Join us and say goodbye to blacked shenanigans and futanari nightmares. We promise over 10 pages of pure, unadulterated Minecraft goodness! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic block-building adventures of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • day after thanksgiving Minecraft SMP

    day after thanksgiving Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as spicy as the Thanksgiving leftovers! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who are convinced their sister’s choice in boyfriends is a personal attack. Who knew pixels could cause so much chaos? So come on in and see if you can survive the sibling showdowns and racebaiting shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Kid Nostalgia Minecraft Server

    Kid Nostalgia Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of nostalgia and chaos! Join us for a chance to relive your favorite childhood games, only to realize they were actually terrible all along!

    Ever wanted to play a Minecraft version of that weird handheld game you were obsessed with as a kid? We’ve got it! And let us tell you, it’s even more confusing and glitchy than you remember. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Join our server for a chance to battle it out in a virtual version of that obscure board game you used to play with your cousins on rainy days. Spoiler alert: the game mechanics make absolutely no sense and the graphics are straight out of the 90s. But hey, who needs high-quality graphics when you have nostalgia on your side?

    So come on down to our server and prepare to have your childhood memories shattered in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew that the games you loved as a kid were actually hot garbage? But hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – F List General #6979

    Minecraft SMP – F List General #6979

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the concept of roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you can create character profiles and find like-minded partners to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

    Join our SMP and experience the wildest roleplaying adventures you’ve ever imagined. From dragons to vampires to aliens, the possibilities are endless. Want to be a goth unicorn with a love for pineapple pizza? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as dedicated to their characters as they are to finding the perfect roleplay partner? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can battle for the title of Roleplay King or Queen. Are you up for the challenge?

    Join us now and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft roleplaying!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Will Political Violence Minecraft Server

    Will Political Violence Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Trump’s presidency! We promise you won’t have to worry about any CIA assassins lurking around the corner (unless they’re disguised as creepers, of course). Our community is as united as America was on 9/11, but with way less destruction and way more fun. So come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who knows, maybe Trump himself will log on and build a wall around your base for extra protection. Just kidding…or are we? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WWE is My Favourite Minecraft SMP

    WWE is My Favourite Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we settle all our differences in the ring! That’s right, forget mining and crafting, it’s all about wrestling here! Our PvP matches are like no other, with players using diamond swords and enchanted armor to take each other down in the ultimate battle for supremacy.

    But that’s not all – we also have our own wrestling ring where players can challenge each other to matches and show off their best moves. Want to suplex your friend off a cliff? Go for it! How about hitting them with a flying elbow drop from the top of a mountain? The possibilities are endless!

    And if wrestling isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we have plenty of other activities to keep you entertained. From building epic bases to going on crazy adventures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us and show off your WWE skills in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just become the champion of the ring and the ruler of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WHO WILL ENTER THE DS OF THE OP Minecraft server

    WHO WILL ENTER THE DS OF THE OP Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

    At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

    eu2-free.falixserver.net:41035

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Kirara’s birthday party? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it makes the Lone Trail event look like a walk in the park. Join now and you’ll get exclusive access to the Path of Life where you can find the legendary Defender Underflow – rumor has it, he can tank a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat.

    But wait, there’s more! How about battling it out with 6* Guard Ulpianus, who wields a diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter? Or teaming up with Supporter Lucilla and Supporter Grain Buds to create the ultimate potion of invincibility?

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a special event called Zwillingstürme im Herbst Rerun – where you can earn the coveted Lessing skin that turns your character into a literal diamond block. Don’t believe us? Check out our website and database for proof that this server is the real deal.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a Minecraft empire that will make even Notch jealous!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP