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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5448 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 6265 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
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And don’t even get us started on how video games and porn have ruined modern men. On our server, you’ll be too busy building epic castles and battling evil mobs to even think about those pixelated distractions. Plus, who needs virtual fantasies when you can live out your wildest dreams in a blocky world?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of modern manhood. Who needs social media and dating apps when you can have an adventure of a lifetime right at your fingertips?