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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7108 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
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