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Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway

Boundaries, ceremony, Communication, compromise, Conflict, culture, Decision making, Expectations, family, giving me away, Mother, relationship, Respect, StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway, Stepfather, Support, tradition, Traditions, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Animals Bred:	84
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Divine Spears Created:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everything is traditional and predictable? Join our Minecraft server for a wedding experience like no other!

Picture this: instead of walking down the aisle with your dad, you can ride a pig while your mom’s new husband, Phil, chases after you on a chicken! It’s a wedding procession that will have all your guests laughing and cheering.

But wait, there’s more! Instead of exchanging rings, you can exchange enchanted diamond swords for the ultimate declaration of love and commitment. And forget about cutting a cake, why not battle it out in a PvP arena to determine who gets the last piece of cake?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wedding experience that will have everyone talking for years to come. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a crazy, fun-filled celebration like this? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyPay Minecraft Server

adulting, budgeting, career milestone, CraftyPay, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, First Job, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, money management, money mindset, personal finance, responsible spending, salary, savings, Server, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6711
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Oh, you know, I joined this epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. I used my first salary to buy a diamond pickaxe and mine my way to the top of the leaderboard. Now I rule over my own kingdom made entirely out of cake and rainbow-colored sheep. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve battled a dragon while riding a giant chicken. Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Potions Brewed:	199	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Votes:	9278	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

Active Staff, Auctions, Community Events, Custom Enchants, custom events, Custom Plugins, Events, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Job, Land Claim, Mob Arena, Pets, PixieMC, Player Market, Player Shops, player-owned shops, pvp arena, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Start, SURVIVE, Tournaments, TOWN, Voting Rewards, work, world, Worldguard

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.

MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the same rush as taking a cocktail of medication every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of Leponex, Eftil, and Bensedin to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where every block you break will feel like a hallucination induced by our special medication mix. Who needs diamonds when you have the euphoria of Leponex running through your veins?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and see where the medication-fueled adventure takes you! Just be sure to consult with a real doctor before diving in, because things are about to get crazy.

IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Items Found:	3916
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!