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UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	1869	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	132	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5669	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Potions Brewed:	138
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	236402
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4505	Animals Bred:	35
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, kids are banned! That’s right, no annoying little ones asking for your hard-earned resources. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any tiny humans ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a parent’s dream come true!

KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever

Agreement, Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Deal, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, North Korea, putin, PutinPalsForever, russia, sanctions, solidarity, summit, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination

BoomerCraft: Finish Before Death

aging gamers, BoomerCraft, death, digital hoarding, Finish, finishing games, future trend, game backlog, game completion, gamer lifestyle, gaming bucket list, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming goals, gaming habits, gaming legacy, gaming nostalgia, gaming priorities, gaming trend, life goals, old gamers, Steam library, video games

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mines Excavated:	1353
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

yOu know what’s better than finishing all dem games in your steam library? JOINING DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We got a secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and chickens wear diamond armor.

Our admin once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples at the end.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional lag spike.

AntidepressantCraft: Reimagined

AntidepressantCraft, brain chemistry, classic antidepressants, clinical conversation, Evidence, framework, IMPORTANCE, major depressive disorder, MDD, medication, mental health, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, Psychiatry, reframing, Reimagined, Role, scientists, serotonin deficit hypothesis, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	0

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL CURE UR SEROTONIN DEFICIT HYPOTHESIS FOR MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER! WE GOT ANTIDEPRESSANT BLOCKS DAT WILL MAKE U FEEL ALL HAPPY AND SHIZZ! SCIENTISTS SAY IT WORKS, SO IT MUST BE LEGIT, RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER GOT A SPECIAL FRAMEWORK FOR UNDERSTANDING HOW CLASSIC ANTIDEPRESSANTS WORK IN TREATING MDD. WE RE-EMPHASIZE THEIR IMPORTANCE BY BUILDING GIANT PILL STRUCTURES THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U CAN TAKE ON THE WHOLE BLOCKY WORLD!

JOIN US AND LET’S REFRAME THE CLINICAL CONVERSATION AROUND ANTIDEPRESSANTS IN A MINECRAFTY WAY! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN JUST MINE AND CRAFT UR WAY TO HAPPINESS? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME HAPPY BLOCKS TOGETHER! 🤪🎮🚀