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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 638 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 4943 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
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