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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9823 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Are you tired of lazy daughters who can’t even bring down their own plates or clean the toilets in a timely manner? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing lazier than our players is the AI villagers.
We have a special quest where you have to fetch Tim Hortons coffee for your virtual daughter every Sunday and Monday – just like real life! And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you forget to bring down your virtual plate after eating. In fact, we encourage it!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual laziness like never before. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where being lazy is not only accepted, but encouraged? Join now and let the laziness begin!
