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Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

AI art porn, Anonymity, celeb, controversial topics, Crafty, desu, diaper, drawthread, für, Great, internet culture, make /b great again, memes, online communities, open /b, real nudity, shota, socials, Taste, Threads, trump, Trump-tards, waifu

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

Chaos, Community, Country, Crafty, culture, current affairs, Events, global events, Happenings, happenings around the world, happenings in my country, happenings in your country, Lifestyle, local ], local news, national, News, Politics, society, Traditions, world news

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

Activity, Choice, comfort, decision, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, Furniture, Game, hobby, leisure, loom, madness, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Preference, Relaxation, seating, Sitting, stool, WEAVING

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	112

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans

Blizzard, coomers, Crafty, Death to all coomers, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, general, General Resources, Hotfixes, lols, McWow, minecrafty, murlok, raider, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shenanigans, Summer Trading Post, the war within, TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW, Warbands, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, WoW Petopia, wowg, wowhead

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.

Our server features WARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.

But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!

Don’t miss out on all the excitement and craziness that awaits you on our server. Visit dragonflight.blizzard.com for more information and start your epic adventure today!

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

anger, Boys, bunnies, coming for you, Daily, Dear, DOMINANCE, fear, Girlfriends, Greeting, hatred, intimidation, Misogyny, racism, Revenge, sisters, SnowflakeCraft, tearing apart, threat, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Unstoppable, violence, White, White boys, Wolves

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Towns Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

Creepin’ Conflict

Accountability, Argument, Blame, clarification, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CREEPIN, Dispute, error, Fault, Interpretation, judgment, mediation, mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, confusion, Curiosity, DISCOVER, Enigma, Explore, Intrigue, Investigate, Mystery, Ponder, question.., Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, unravel, Unraveling, unraveling the mystery, unraveling the unknown, what happens here, Wonder

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Git Gud or Go Home

achievement, challenge, Commitment, Conquer, Dedication, determination, dontstop, finishline, Game, Gaming, GIT, GUD, home, keepgoing, Levelup, motivation, nevergiveup, Overcome, perseverance, progress, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Farms Harvested:	754
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, activism, Attack, civil rights, Community, economic justice, fight back, Global, Government, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, OAKLAND, Oppression, Parking, parking tickets, protest, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, State, ticket, war tactic, Wars, Working class

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Emeralds Found:	8365	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

4chan servers, 64bit Edition, blog, competitive, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, HUDs, leagues, linux, loadouts, lobbies, meets, Minecraft, Mods, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki, windows

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

But wait, there’s more! Frag with /tf2g/ on Friday & Saturday afternoon. Trust us, it’s more fun than trying to tame an ocelot. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce. And don’t forget to join our official server at 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU). Ready up at https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/ because things are about to get crazier than a zombie apocalypse.

And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!