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Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	57
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

Acting, BlockBusterMinecraft, Character development, cinematography, classic, Direction, editing, emotional impact, Favorite, film, FLAWLESS, influential, Masterpiece, Movie, perfectly made, production design, script, smp, sound design, storytelling, Timeless, top choice

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	41	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	9108	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

adult siblings, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family drama, financial strain, guest etiquette, living arrangements, night, noise complaints, OWLS, personal space, Respect, room, roommate issues, self-care, sibling relationships, sleep schedule, SnoozeCraft, Support, temporary housing, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Votes:	8711	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉