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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3611 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”
