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Daddy’s Minecraft Server

Bloodline, cherished, child, Daddys, DAUGHTER, daughterhood, family, Fatherhood, generation, girl, Kin, love, Minecraft, Motherhood, Offspring, Parent, Precious, relationship, relative, Server, sibling, Sisterhood, young woman

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6067	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8656	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

attraction, body type, Minecraft, personal preference, physical appearance, Preferences, sexual desire, sexual preferences, smp, Thick, thick body, thick women, thick women attraction, thick women desire, thick women fantasy, thick women fetish, thick women in bed, thick women in sex, thick women in your cunt, thick women preference, Women

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Emeralds Found:	8837	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

Behavior, CHANGE, conformity, constraints, culture, Eliminate, Expectations, Expression, freedom, Individuality, Liberation, Minecraft, nonconformity, NormBeGone, Rebellion, restrictions, rules, smp, social norms, society, Traditions, Unconventional

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

CraftyFamilySecret

behind closed doors, classified data, classified family information, concealed knowledge, confidential family matters, confidential information, covert revelations, CraftyFamilySecret, family history, family secret, hidden family truths, Hidden Truth, intimate revelations, mysterious family past, mysterious past, private family history, private matters, Secrets, undisclosed details, undisclosed family secrets, untold stories

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Votes:	8580	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral meeting, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese PM, Kishida, KishidaCraft, Leaders, media report, Meeting, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, summit, top officials, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

MainlandMischiefCraft

border control, border patrol, border security, coastal defense, cross-border incidents, cross-strait relations, illegal entry, immigration, law enforcement, mainland china, MainlandMischiefCraft, maritime boundaries, maritime security, national security, small boats, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, taiwan, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, unauthorized entry

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285

LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

play.revelationmc.net

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

full.bestixworld.ru

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

Aging population, community development, cultural changes, demographic crisis, economic impact, EMIGRATION, european union, future generations, generational shift, government policies, lack of opportunities, Minecraft, population decline, portugal, Portugals, Server, Social Issues, societal challenges, southern europe, workforce shortage, young people, youth engagement, youth unemployment, Youthless

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, Verdict, VT, whats

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Runes Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!