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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4896 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Votes: | 1478 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Lol, bro, if you wanna join dis epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know the signs of someone who grew up in a toxic household, like, they probably build their houses out of lava and obsidian cuz they’re used to living in a fiery pit of drama, ya know? And like, they’ll always be hoarding all the diamonds cuz they never got enough love as a child, so now they gotta compensate with shiny things in a blocky world. Plus, they’ll probably have a pet creeper named Karen who’s always exploding over the smallest things, just like their mom used to do. So yeah, if you wanna join our crazy server full of dysfunctional players, hit us up and let’s build some wacky sh*t together!
